Bremont - what have they done?

[dkpw]

If you go to Davide Cerrato's instagram, there's some short video clips of the new watches, which don't make them look any better than the pictures IMO. The negative comments make for some amusing reading though.

Anyone who describes themselves as a "Creative Alchemist" really does need taking outside and given a damn good shoeing.

[MrBanks]

Anyone who describes themselves as a "Creative Alchemist" really does need taking outside and given a damn good shoeing.

That makes for painful and slightly uncomfortable viewing.

[Passenger]

Anyone who describes themselves as a "Creative Alchemist" really does need taking outside and given a damn good shoeing.

Chortle,,, dressed in his finest wizarding gown, standing in front of his magic mirror, Davide contemplates his next horological thaumaturgy.

[petethegeek]

“Once upon a time there was a king, and the king commissioned his favourite wizard to create a magic mirror. This mirror didn’t show you your reflection. It showed you your soul - it showed you who you really were.

The wizard couldn’t look at it without turning away. The king couldn’t look at it. The courtiers couldn’t look at it. A chestful of treasure was offered to anyone who could look at it for sixty seconds without turning away. And no one could.”

Martin Amis, The Zone of Interest

[earlofsodbury]

Anyone who describes themselves as a "Creative Alchemist" really does need taking outside and given a damn good shoeing.

Some faces really do provoke a primæval instinct to undertake acts of violence upon them...

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Chortle,,, dressed in his finest wizarding gown, standing in front of his magic mirror, Davide contemplates his next horological thaumaturgy.

Bravo! WOTD

[Fullbreakfast]

dressing gown + cravat = bellend

[Rev-O]

Whenever I hear anyone use the words "alchemy" or "alchemist" I think of the John Finnemore sketch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i7g5em_Iug

[Omegary]

Whenever I hear anyone use the words "alchemy" or "alchemist" I think of the John Finnemore sketch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i7g5em_Iug

Strangely the first thing I think of is this:



Davide Cerrato obviously fancies himself as a modern day Lord Percy.

Gary

[Fullbreakfast]

Strangely the first thing I think of is this:



Davide Cerrato obviously fancies himself as a modern day Lord Percy.

Gary

I think he sees himself more in the mould of Leonardo Acropolis:

[Rev-O]

They've gone from Bre-montre to Bre-monstrosity.

Still, at least the prices are the same.

[earlofsodbury]

They've gone from Bre-montre to Bre-monstrosity. ...

Followed by Bredundancies, and then Breceivership...?


Funny how everything prefaced by "Bre-" turns to s***.