Originally Posted by
RJM25R
The Travellers Lounge….
To get on the waiting list you need turkey teeth, a manbag and an orange missus who’s a beautician with an Evoque on lease.
Plastic grass outside your new build for the XL/Staffy or frenchy to sht on, grey fence panels and a white Audi/BM or Merc yourself plus the Fade haircut, Ibiza holidays in your 40’s and a “cheeky Nando’s” on your instagram page will also help….
Don’t forget the big trainers/skinny jeans and t shirt/Overshirt combo and tattoo on your hand (bonus points for praying hands and/or “Nan”) to identify yourself at the AD…..
Live/Love/Laugh………..