Are you joking?
I've got Netflix I could list hundreds!
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Are you joking?
I've got Netflix I could list hundreds!
I simply cannot agree. I'm normally quite a harsh critic but I love this film. The cinematography is stunning and I do think that the actors do more than enough for the audience to care about them. Relentlessly downbeat but that's not a bad thing imo. I realise that my appreciation of this film places me very much in the minority.
All bad films but strangely watchable in different ways
CHiPs - well I enjoyed it - toilet humour all the way
Baywatch - very strange but has plus points :-)
King Arthur - some good action sequences - but bizarre dialogue
Alien Covenant, what a pile of bleep!
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For me there was just way too many wrongs in it, i.e. They land 8k from where they need to be and in a lake!? None of them even think to wear any sort of air filtration devices on a Alien planet!! How many times does David change is hair colour! I could go on :-D
Maybe I was just expecting more :lol:
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Gravity. ZZZzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz....... sorry fell asleep just thinking about it.
Planet Of The Sharks
Shark Exorcist
We try to seek out bad movies as they can be fun in their very badness, the old "so bad it's good" scenario. Neither of these however had much to recommend them, though Shark Exorcist had some laugh out loud moments!
Looking forward to The Beaster Bunny next!
Gravity sucked.
The infiltrator - shame as the book was pretty good.
Geostorm. Premiered tonight overhere in Holland. 100 mins of my life I won't get back. 6.6 at IMDB. I am puzzled how that's possible.
Menno
Honeymoon. Complete waste of money - the story never really built into anything, and it just seemed to end. Everything that you expected to happen, happened, with zero tension or any kind of viewing merit.
The Mummy with Tom Cruise. Utter tosh, a cross between a bad Dr. Who episode and Indiana Jones. And why was Dr. Jeckyll involved, what was that all about? Even the lovely Grace from Peaky Blinders couldn't save it, and I suppose the studio was going for a PG13 or her wet shirt scenes would have been less... wet.
2:22
Words fail me to tell how bad it is. Stay away from 100 life-wasting minutes.
Menno
Latest Star Wars; total shite along with anything which wasn’t the original 4, 5 & 6.
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Kingsman 2 - just bizarre!
Great if you are a 15 year old, but a complete waste of time, talent, energy for everyone else.
Made even worse by the constant use of the word "fu*k" in virtuely every sentence. It's just boring and adds nothing to the story line, comedy or drama. Boring, boring, boring!
Mad Max : Fury Road
OMG what a disappointment, as I was really looking forward to seeing it.
I mean, what were they thinking?!
sent by elves while I'm asleep....
The Justice League, absolute garbage. What the hell were they thinking, first movie for a while I would put in the unwatchable category!
Mad Max was amazing so your just plain wrong!!
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The greatest showman.
The worst shower of sh*t I have ever seen.
I believe they are doing a franchise/series of these, sort of like the old League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. I agree that this first installment was a bit rubbish but I think it shows some real potential as a series and this will stand alone as an "origins" story.
Ive just watched something called American Assassin which was just about watchable as an action flick, but definitely the most basic, cliched and predictable movie I've seen since The Expendables.
We watched Mother yesterday. It's about as f*cked up as Donnie Darko.
La la land :-(
Bright
ET. Watched it with family. Best acting was by Drew Barrymore. Truly of its time but terrible now.
'The Night Before' starring Seth Rogen.
Unbelievably bad.
Mine.
Like watching paint dry.
It's that bad you have to watch it all just to see what happens.
Just got round to watching the Robocop remake as it was in Film 4 last month. Much worse than I was expecting because I recall it had some reasonable reviews when it came out. It was basically a TV movie and should have gone straight to video.
Life (2017)
Truly awful film, slow, nothing really happens and at the end of it you wonder why you just wasted the last 104 minutes of your life watching it.
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Manchester by Sea. Quite how the papers could say it was one of the best films of the year....
Nicholas Cage is certainly an enigma. He can be brilliant, but he doesn’t half pick some crap to get involved in. (Although I’m sure his financial difficulties have something to do with it).
Bruce Willis is another one who does a surprising amount of dross. I think he can only really play “Bruce Willis” though, it’s just he occasionally gets lucky with a great script that suits this character.
John Cusak is another one.
In fact there could be a whole thread on “actors who don’t know how to turn down a bad role”.
I would put all the Mad Max films (new and old) in the category of TOTALLY RUBBISH personally, but I've not watched any recently.
Can't recall a totally rubbish film I've watched all of recently, but I did start to watch something called "Sudden Death" with Jean-Claude Van Damme in last night (where a bunch of baddies kill a lot of people and take the VP hostage at an Ice Hockey game) - It was like a really bad, straight to video version of Under Siege (even the chief villain seemed to be parodying Tommy Lee Jones!) - I gave up after 15-20 minutes.
M
Found my self watching Chuck Norris Firewalker OMG was it bad! I love Mad Max though!!
Jackie with Natalie Portman... love the 60s era & thought despite the tragedy element would be very "mad men" stylish and interesting back story on the Kennedy's & her life after....what a total dull plodding turgid dire pile of doo doo..... turned off 1/3 through & enjoyed Ep3 of Grand Tour instead.... ahh...yes.....much better in every way....
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Always makes me laugh that after JCVD did Timecop (which your right was pretty good!) he was offered a $36m deal for 3 movies and told them to shove it as he wanted $60m........ He was then blacklisted and ended up doing the crap we have seen over the last 20 Year’s. Silly sod!
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Mentioned above but Justice League was appalling. Saying that, wasn’t a fan of Batman vs Superman, Superman or Suicide Squad... not sure why I bothered thinking about it... although Wonder Woman wasn’t dreadful
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