True Git - an old man falls off a horse.
True Git - an old man falls off a horse.
Fist Of Fur - Bruce Lee trains as a massuer.
Cockwise - Headmaster suffers from P.E.
Tie Bandits
Sartorial caper directed by Terry Gilliam.
Moo - Cloned bovines in outer space drama
Requiem For A Ream - eco-sustainability drama lamenting loss of trees
Loud Atlas - geography drama - a talking book
Prime - four friends search through time for the ultimate number
Tar Wars - the evil empire use light sabres to finish road surfaces to perfection
Death WIS - Forum member drama concerning a life and death hunt for a ceramic Daytona
Suicide Quad - so you think you can go down to just four watches... (a horror movie obviously)
Meet The Focker - forum get together of banned members (guest appearance by OutstretchedArse)
Finding Emo - search for lost Goths
Spit - director M. Night Shyamalan returns with the usual supernatural gobbing tale of mystery
From Here To Eternit - the story of five unemployed Sheffield roofers looking for new materials.
Goodfella - Henry Hill goes it alone in this comedy classic
The Tailor of Panam - Skullduggery in the uniform department of a major airline.
The Expendable - Documentary feature about Bruce Willis' ridiculous salary demands.
The Pink Panter - Society thief in credibility shortfall after red jeans in hot wash blunder
James Cagney plays a Chicago hoodlum struck down with a dose of crabs in The Pubic Enemy
How to Teal a Million - Audrey Hepburn stars in this caper about painting a million dollar statue a bright bluey-green.
Arriva - hyper intelligent aliens travel millions of light years instantaneously in a fantastically advance space ship only to land in Birmingham by mistake and have to catch a delayed Sunday bus service to London.
Sausage Part - documentary following male porn stars as they audition.
Drag me to HLL - an everyday story about someone who really didn't want to fly to Australia.
Rugstore Cowboy - Matt Dillon raids Carpet Warehouse
Julie Christie as Bathsheba Everdene, has to choose between three accountants in Far From The Adding Crowd.
The Seventh Sea
Mash-up of The Cruel Sea and The Seventh Seal. As bad as it sounds. Avoid.
Peed -- woman (Sandra Bullock) can't get off a bus to use the toilet & the inevitable occurs.
The Lob - Steve McQueen as a Wimbledon jelly salesman.
Sider-Man - Peter Parker successfully convinces everyone that he's not a superhero by taking the p out of himself
The Blair Itch Project -
A group of campers take on Mosquitos with horrifying results.
T - a clown climbs out of the sewers for scones and jam at The Ritz
Ring me the head of Alfredo Garcia
A campanologists' tour of Mexico turns murderous with hilarious results.
carface - Cuban car in America.
The Outlaw Josey Ales - Sequel where he starts a microbrewery
The Life of Bran. A cereal spanning three decades.
Slight modification, if I may, and apologies to the OP. How about altering one letter of a movie title?
I Spit on your Gravy - Starring Gordon Ramsey where the famous chef ridicules a pub lunch?
The Bi Blue - Documentary about Chelsea player who is the First in the Premier League to come out
Tar Wars...
A lighthearted observational documentary charting the day-to-day lives of honest traveling folk doing an honest days work whilst pitched against each other to gain ultimate supremacy over the local [at the time] driveway/roofing market. In addition to exploring their rich cultural heritage, contributions to society and family life.
Back Panther - Shockingly bad remake of the Lion King, but without songs.
Sol - A Star Wars Story.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, The Empire and the Rebel Alliance fight for control of Mexican beer distribution.
Blue Brothers. Musical Smurfs rip-off with Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi.
Blues Brother. Harrowing drama about coping with loss, starring Dan Ackroyd.
Where Eagles Are - Richard Burton narrates a nature documentary filmed in Austrian Alps
Ice Cold in Ale - Man drowns in cold beer after traversing the deserts of North Africa (almost the same as the original) :smug:
Witless - Harrison Ford as hapless policeman who can't work out what to do with / to Kelly McGillis (almost the same as the original)
Hat - A career criminal and veteran cop compete for the best cranial coverage.
T - aliens don't exist
Diller Killer - herbal massacres
The Thin. Kurt Russell in an Antarctic based look at supermodel diets.
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Las Tango in Paris - a comedic view, through the eyes of a Spaniard, of a French tanning studio.