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Some people mock me when I say how glad I am to be living in the UK.

But this list could grow and grow. It is a lovely country to potter around. Practically anywhere if you haven't visited before...

Hardon- anyone had one?

You will be much missed Darren.

Invitations sent.

I hope.

Should be fun, I am on the apple juice again....

Wow! That went quick!

It's this coming Thursday folks.

Invitations dreckly; all welcome, just PM me for details.

Clitheroe, believe it or not.

I'm not kidding!

Might be a tad short of nightlife mind.

Been a while, but always loved Alnwick.

Totally agree re. Stamford.

A combination of idleness and apathy left me watching the recap of the Cup Final on News at Ten with the subtitles running.
The subtitle software can't cope with "Doku".

The bemused audience was...

Erection called for 4th July

Verv - Heroin


(Sorry Verv!).

Guess how I found out!

Yes, me - to my cost.

Commercail vehicle = any vehicle built for the carriage of goods. So irespective of there being a passenger-carrying variant of the same bodyshell, if it left the factory...

I think that today, with the lawyers representing the aggrieved wrongly-accused sub-postmasters, there will be an intensity of questioning, and from a personal suffering perspective, not yet seen...

Chopper bored.

As an aside, I have recently finished making my new kitchen units from maple (well, sycamore felled from my front garden, or as I call it "free maple") but frustratingly despite being inundated with...

Safer than me; I pick wild mushrooms for them.....

At least I did when they were still alive.

I mistakenly thought that he substituted plastic for raw meat when cooking. I do apologise.

God Almighty! Remind me never to try your Beef Wellington.

My family is from Huntly; I love going back to visit the North East coast, from Aberdeen round to Inverness, and the hinterland Cabrach, Speyside et al.

Also, don't be too quick to hurtle through...

I remember reading on here a while back that "maybe UFOs are just billionaires from other planets".

I saw something once. Actually, I have seen something many times, but "seen whilst staggering back from the Duke of Wellington" removes credence from most instances.

I was driving home from...

The Earth is round?

Defecators

Personally I would engage pragmatism mode. If he is offering refunds, take him up on it. Let others put the Fake Watch World to rights.

Serves you right for being a speedposter.

My eyes won't shift from that lume plot on the hour hand. Surely that can't be right?

I don't know about Oris watches at all. I can see how you would...

A treatise on unexpected scrotal bleeding.

Before we go any further, requests in the manner of "pictures or it didn't happen" will be treated with disdain.

A few nights ago an incident occurred...

Will it ever be worn again?