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My family is from Huntly; I love going back to visit the North East coast, from Aberdeen round to Inverness, and the hinterland Cabrach, Speyside et al.

Also, don't be too quick to hurtle through...

I remember reading on here a while back that "maybe UFOs are just billionaires from other planets".

I saw something once. Actually, I have seen something many times, but "seen whilst staggering back from the Duke of Wellington" removes credence from most instances.

I was driving home from...

The Earth is round?

Defecators

Personally I would engage pragmatism mode. If he is offering refunds, take him up on it. Let others put the Fake Watch World to rights.

Serves you right for being a speedposter.

My eyes won't shift from that lume plot on the hour hand. Surely that can't be right?

I don't know about Oris watches at all. I can see how you would...

A treatise on unexpected scrotal bleeding.

Before we go any further, requests in the manner of "pictures or it didn't happen" will be treated with disdain.

A few nights ago an incident occurred...

Will it ever be worn again?

I binge-watched it via ITVX.
Jing LuSi is rather nice!

That is mega up-to-date techno telly viewing for me! Only free-to-view in this house.

One of the TZ highlights for me; many thanks yet again Will.

Would you like a jar of Uncle Alec's Chili Relish?

Your driver is more cute than my driver.

It must have been newly opened then, Dan. And I expect that was the closest to Fairfield that you could find a parking space!

@Hood - I was there under duress; a couple of hundred yards further...

Yeah. I mean, who could possibly want a Daytona!

Thanks Jon. I usually have a Moggie Minor about me; they are utilitarian, unexciting little things, but must be the easiest cars to maintain and repair ever. And bags of charm. Also, I don't think...

Restock the drinks cupboard; rediscover your senses of humour; polish your new acquisitions; tonight's the night!

Those of a nervous or sensitive disposition are advised not to join in; anyone...

Now driving a tidy little 2-door saloon; temporary wheels while I sort the Riley:

https://i.imgur.com/4w9vuPE.jpg

You will be missed.

Invitations now sent.

It's strange how some countries "get it" and others don't.

The Irish get it; the Welsh too.

But England, and probably Scotland as well, the Patron Saint thing just hasn't gripped the...

I was thinking of slaying the dragon, but unfortunately it may result in court appearances; anyway, she is going to her cousin's.

Another month has passed; brace yourselves for the free passport to bliss, education, and scintillating wit that is the invitation to the TZvGtG.

Regulars will receive their invites directly;...

Many thanks; I have sent a PM with more details.

After waiting all week for that shire of shout Evri to collect a fishing rod from me, I am forced to appeal for help.
It is 1.7m long and weighs 2kg.
A certain amount of shuffling would be no...

I have been thwarted. All my Riley-driving cronies are swanning around Anglesey on a DiD weekend.
Me? Stuck at home due to family health concerns.
I wil go to work in my Morris Minor tomorrow, and...