First day in my new job today. I wish I had sorted out the apartment already, its going to be tiring to commute 2+ hours every day.
First day in my new job today. I wish I had sorted out the apartment already, its going to be tiring to commute 2+ hours every day.
Or in some cases bewilderment ;)Originally Posted by brigant
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Or in some cases bewilderment ;)
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Or in some cases bewilderment ;)
I can not decide :(
I'd stay in. They'll take the mick in the pub if you walk in like that
I can not decide :(
Gray
I am willing to explain if you want. One TZUK member is already on the right track (and that's a clue as well).
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Jim.
TZ Gold, apparently
Respect the past, live the present, protect the future
Way off. Health-related only in the broadest sense.
Agree, I am surprised every time I attend a presentation in Germany (and I am German, just have worked outside of the country for well over 20 years).
I've only just realised that I've been wearing odd shoes all day. Just call me Garret Fitzgerald.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
To the wanker in the R8 who nearly ran me off the road in his attempt to get one place in front of me in the traffic tonight - well done (with your made up pseudo private 'cheapo' private number plate. I am glad you appeared to suffer an uncontrolled bowel movement after realising I was a) in uniform and b) my car has covert grill lights.
BTW, not the brightest move to put your phone to your ear to avoid eye contact at the next set of traffic lights - tosser!!!.
When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........
Lol!
Back in the day, I've had the occasional slip-of-the-finger onto the blue-light switch: easily done with motorbike gloves on - and the proximity of a idiot road-user was entirely coincidental. ;-)
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
I received my first set of varifocals yesterday and am very happy. I can see the date again on my watch!
This demonstrates remarkable restraint on your part.
I think I would have had to arrest him, and then have his car impounded and then crushed...Just as well I'm not in the Job.
Should I Hoover the stairs or have a crap first?
The hoover will make a hell of a mess, smearing and grinding the crap into the carpet. I'd take the crap after you've hoovered.
It's the 'Random Disclosure' thread.
So, my stairs carpet is minging, or I could do with a crap, would be more on topic.
Personally I'd hoover the stairs on the way up for a dump
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It's the 'Random Disclosure' thread.
So, my stairs carpet is minging, or I could do with a crap, would be more on topic.
Personally I'd hoover the stairs on the way up for a dump
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It's the 'Random Disclosure' thread.
So, my stairs carpet is minging, or I could do with a crap, would be more on topic.
Personally I'd hoover the stairs on the way up for a dump.
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It's the 'Random Disclosure' thread.
So, my stairs carpet is minging, or I could do with a crap, would be more on topic.
Personally I'd hoover the stairs on the way up for a dump.
It's the 'Random Disclosure' thread.
So, my stairs carpet is minging, or I could do with a crap, would be more on topic.
Personally I'd hoover the stairs on the way up for a dump.
Why does my next door neighbour scream at her baby when it cries? :-[
Two work experience girls in tomorrow..
Will i make it further than France!?
What, are they responsible for filling up the tank ? Or booking tickets ? They might be dogs and you wish you could get to Belgium !
LOL that just my me cry :)
While I'm on a Random Confessions roll (very cathartic) can I go with:
I am about to spend a long weekend in rural Lancashire, staying in the Miss Whiplash suite.
Chesty cold, when will it go away?
“Don’t look back, you’re not heading that way.”
I'm still slightly hungover from the weekend. Screw work. I'm going for a snooze.
You'll be amazed. We have had half a dozen au pairs. .. Some of the applications were, errrrr, interesting to say the least. Let me put it this way, if you want the hot Eastern European au pair from American pie, you'll have no trouble finding her.
Depends who's in charge of recruitment and interviewing.
Well i wont be going to France, i might kill them today.
If the fat one asks for a chair one more time....
You make them stand?
I lack focus today. Everything is blurry
Respect the past, live the present, protect the future
We are on our feet all day!
Take the one who doesn't ask for a chair to France.
Take the one who asks for a chair outside and shoot her.
Simple.
I torture myself with Man V Food. :(
Yup, in a nutshell. Ah well, i may have to put the kybosh on this idea. If i have to share my home with someone, i'd rather it not be with somone who i hate the site of who annoys me or someone i love looking at who could get me in trouble. I'll just have to train the dogs up!
Well, I was the one in charge of the interviewing and hiring. And yeah, I went for a safe middle of the road... Someone who wouldn't be overly repulsive, but who at the same time wouldn't get anyone into trouble. ;)
I have just remembered a period in my teens, when I lost the ability to say "lure". All I could manage was a rather strange sounding "loo-er" noise.
Bit of a bugger if you're a pike fisherman.
A day at the office doesn't seem complete until I've disappointed someone.
Or a stalker.
Why did the bloke in the pissoir stamp his feet before leaving?
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
To shake off a turd that was clinging to the vibram ?
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
By coincidence the lady next to me at lunch has just taken delivery of a huge, turd-shaped sausage. It has the consistency of Bavarian Weißwurst (though it's probably a blood sausage) and oozes out of its' skin which I find less than appetizing. Mind you, she looks like she's had a few of these in her time.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
In the office alone today and eating all the biscuits. I didn't buy them which makes them all the tastier
Respect the past, live the present, protect the future
I think I'm in the Austrian branch of Black's Books.
Edit: and a fecking chihauha with a hoodie has just gone past.
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In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
Well, if you bump into Tamsin Greig then good luck. <envy>
Nick Clegg's jowls have really expanded, hanging low and out there. Has stress made him put on weight so fast?
Lib Dem liars?
Nope - that's not stress - that the effect of having a manifesto & not sticking to it.
(by getting into bed with a party with which it shares very little common ground)
z
Some interesting views on responsibility & disclosure in this thread.
http://forum.tz-uk.com/showthread.ph...-Damage-Advice
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Jim.
Just conducted my first interviews from the other side.
I.e. interviewer, rather than interviewee.
Both were good candidates, with strengths in different areas. I'm happy to have either, but I do feel for the one that doesn't get it. I feel slightly duplicitous recommending one over the other.
Fortunately, the final decision goes to a colleague of mine, but he can be a bit of a cock.
z
Badly-trained dog, dreadful curtains. Cat's arse.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
I should have waited for the introduction before assuming my consultant's secretary was selling me something I didn't want and telling her to f**k right off
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