It's a bike shop/cheese minefield out there.

Round here Cheesey Wheelers in Otley is a good old fashioned bike and cheese shop, as is Cicli Formaggio Favori in Shipley, but the Boursin Bicycle Boutique in Harrogate is pretentious and tied in to one brand and appeals to lycra wearers with German cars.

Just don't ask me about Velos Dairylea in Bradford.

Ian Hislop has a cat called Colin.