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    Short-term borrowing to buy a horse....advice needed please.

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    Info needed on sliding platform for porking in single garage at home
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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonK View Post
    Great prices on Cheese aftershaves
    I think that could sell.
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    'Seka Nookie...'

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    Quote Originally Posted by jwg663 View Post
    'Seka Nookie...'

    (Some of the younger, ahem, members may have to Google for Seka!)
    I'm sure Magirus will be familiar with her oeuvre...
    In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.

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    ...all three of them, probably!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne View Post
    I'm sure Magirus will be familiar with her oeuvre...

    By coincidence I had a thing with a lass called Dorothea many years ago, not this one however. Happy days . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonK View Post
    Heads up - Men's privates sale - 20% off
    You beat me to it Simon, although I read it as "Hands up" which adds a slightly different perspective.

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    Toilet Chronograph

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Curta View Post
    Jesuit paramedics!
    I keep seeing Je Suis Paramedics!

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    FS: Olight Perineum & Headband Kit

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    Not a misread thread title, but a misread headline on the BBC news home page -

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    FS. New hip anyone?

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    Gladstone: what the heck.

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