21 - Absolutely maracked at my local, quite a posh bar. My gang had a thing about the birthday boy always drinking a whole bottle of Midori and taking the empty home.

30 - Dinner with a dozen pals at an upmarket restaurant, I knew the owner. Everyone ended up standing on their chairs mooning, nearby tables seemed to enjoy the girls doing that.

40 - Lay on the couch trying to fathom why my wife bought me steak knives for my 40th. Consoled myself with a new Submariner. No booze.

50 - Went for a forest walk with family, had delivery food and then to bed by 10pm. No booze. How things change!