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Green Party spokesman Gerard Bankvole comments:
"Whilst solar, wind and tidal have previously formed the main focus for environmentally friendly power generation, recent developments in watch forum technology promise to revolutionise the sector. Any thread concerning Rolex watches, whether started in a critical or positive tone, is guaranteed to generate hot air that, if fully captured, could drive a turbine generating up to 5 megawatts of clean electricity, and in some cases much more. A recent thread "Why my Invicta Pro Diver is a better watch than the Rolex SD, and will one day be worth more" created a surge of thermal bloviation sufficient to power Barnsley for a month. Behavioural psychologists specialising in watch twat studies are currently collaborating with clean energy researchers to develop even more powerful Rolex-based s***posts. A recent experimental thread planted by undercover scientists on Watchuseek using the handle "OGRolexBro" and entitled "Jealous paupers hate my Root Beer because they will never own one" has already generated such intense heat that it is theorised it could be utilised to kickstart a nuclear fusion reactor. We live in very exciting times."
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