Daughter, 17, said to me yesterday:

"Dad, we (her and her boyfriend) were looking at Sinn and Grand Seiko watches last night" (Sinn pronounced correctly).

Me: 'Oh, what did you think?"

Her: "I didn't know Sinn were so cheap, some were like £2k!"

"£2k is still a lot of money darling"

"How many Rolexes do you have? Do you still have the Pepsi?"

"I've never had a Pepsi darling"

"Yes you did - the red and blue one..?"

"I think you're thinking of the blue and black one"

"..and a Sprite. You had one of those?"

"Close - you're thinking of the Sub LV. How do you even know the nicknames..??"

"Dunno.."