Was walking through Edinburgh last week and strolled into Harvey Nicks.

Saw a row of gents smelly stuff called Creed. All bottles bolted to display rack.

Did the cheap skate thing and sprayed a couple of blasts on each wrist.

Got home and wee granddaughter asked the question that only small humans can, “Granddad, what’s that smell?”

After checking I hadn’t had an accident, (you may know these things can happen as you get older), I realised it was the pongo stuff my little darling meant.

She was NOT IMPRESSED. Then I checked the price of the stuff. Holy shit! £250 for a bottle of pong! Whatever happened to Blue Stratos, Brut, Old Spice and Hai Karate at a couple of quid.

I bet there are a few on here wear Creed!!!

Convince me it’s worth it and smells better than ‘a little accident!’

Jim