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    Good luck England!

    Even me, a complete 'non-footbally', has sat down to watch this episode of the world cup.

    Come on England!


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    Re: Good luck England!

    Due to some work deadlines I'm writing this and watching the match

    First goal - pub football defending from England...

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Er....looks like they'll need it :(

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Quote Originally Posted by johnfoxllb
    Er....looks like they'll need it :(
    I should say. As usual Rooney doesn't seem to do anything other than kick the ball to an empty space/opposing team member.
    Now 2-0, I guess that's it finished for England.

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Er....... 2-0 Germany......oh dear

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Quote Originally Posted by IANAN
    Great pic, nothing funny about it - quite accurate :wink: Don't give up chaps, we could turn this around :blackeye:

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Not if they refuse to award a goal for when a goal's scored.

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    Re: Good luck England!

    It's turning into a rather interesting match.

    The case for goal line technology seems that it may arise from the grave...

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    Re: Good luck England!

    :shock: :shock: :shock:

    That ball was over the line by a good foot, and might even have crossed the line again before bouncing out

    :evil: :evil: :evil:

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaOmega
    :shock: :shock: :shock:

    That ball was over the line by a good foot, and might even have crossed the again before bouncing out

    :evil: :evil: :evil:
    Why does FIFA not allow use of cameras? Hawkeye in tennis have improved Wimbledon, cricket has cameras in the stumps for Heaven's sake :evil:

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    Re: Good luck England!

    FIFA hates England

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    Re: Good luck England!

    C'mon, it's just a game....


    :D :D :D

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaOmega
    :shock: :shock: :shock:

    That ball was over the line by a good foot, and might even have crossed the line again before bouncing out

    :evil: :evil: :evil:

    more than a foot i think, travesty the 3 officials on the pitch cant call this correctly.

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Quote Originally Posted by matt
    C'mon, it's just a game....


    :D :D :D
    :lol:

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Second half.....here we go again :drunken:

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    Oh dear, 3-1 now

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    Re: Good luck England!

    It's a big ask to pull back from 4-1.

    Dread to think what the red tops will have on the front pages tomorrow

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Slaughter

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Oh dear oh dear... well, at least it won't go to penalties!

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaOmega
    [s:2ai67ucw]First[/s:2ai67ucw] third goal - [s:2ai67ucw]pub football[/s:2ai67ucw] high-dependency surgical unit patient defending from England...
    Fixed that for you.

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Quote Originally Posted by IANAN
    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaOmega
    [s:ntug6k74]First[/s:ntug6k74] third goal - [s:ntug6k74]pub football[/s:ntug6k74] high-dependency surgical unit patient defending from England...
    Fixed that for you.
    :lol:

    Spot on - couldn't have put it better :|

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Disgruntled Five Live commentator

    "Capello might as well just send on Beckham in his suit"

    Not that far from the truth...

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Bring back Gazza!

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    Toxic, lazy England

    Fixed the title of the thread for you :wink:

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Battered... well and truly battered :evil:

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    Re: Good luck England!

    It's a shame though - would the obvious goal have been validated, it could have lead to a totally different output!

    Well, at least the Englishmen fought bravely, as opposed to the some other teams who left the competition early. Have not seen a single English player throwing himself on the field and starting a drama queen act.

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Quote Originally Posted by Wooster
    It's a shame though - would the obvious goal have been validated, it could have lead to a totally different output!
    What ?

    4 : 2 ?


    :D

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Bye Bye Capello... can we now have an ENGLISH manager please?!?!

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Quote Originally Posted by matt
    Quote Originally Posted by Wooster
    It's a shame though - would the obvious goal have been validated, it could have lead to a totally different output!
    What ?

    4 : 2 ?


    :D
    Maybe! Question is - for whom? :D

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    Re: Good luck England!

    I wonder what our war-mongering tabloids will make of that. Their headlines were sickeningly anti-German last week. I suppose they'll say it wasn't our fault we lost.

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jonmurgie
    Bye Bye Capello... can we now have an ENGLISH manager please?!?!
    My thoughts EXACTLY!!!!! :evil:

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Well beaten, just hope their wont be any trouble.

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Well that was garbage, utter garbage. Germany were a class act and I can't see us ever being that good. We need a manager as well that can communicate as I can't understand what he's bloody saying - an absolutely shameful display.

    Rod

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    Re: Good luck England!

    At half time I thought we could come back; half-way through the second half I knew we wouldn't. No width, nobody hanging wide or back to pick up the spare ball and the worst of all, not one of the England team has yet mastered the very basic footballing skill of killing a ball when receiving a pass. Gerard going for glory instead of passing to another player better placed to score didn't help.

    If this is the best we've got, why are they paid so much? New £6million contract for Capello? Somebody's having a laugh and I suspect it's Capello.

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    Whole chunks of my life come under the heading "it seemed like a good idea at the time".

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    Re: Good luck England!

    One goal lost due to a numpty linesman, but the game lost due to being outclassed. And I'd say by a German side that isn't at it's best either.

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Look on the bright side.

    We er...

    Um..

    Beat Slovenia?

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jonmurgie
    Bye Bye Capello... can we now have an ENGLISH manager please?!?!
    Harry Redknap (sp?) or Sam Allardyce? Is there anyone else? I'm not English, but personally the nationality of the manager would be the last thing to concern me - if he came from Burma and the team played great, then that would be fine with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swanbourne
    At half time I thought we could come back; half-way through the second half I knew we wouldn't. No width, nobody hanging wide or back to pick up the spare ball and the worst of all, not one of the England team has yet mastered the very basic footballing skill of killing a ball when receiving a pass. Gerard going for glory instead of passing to another player better placed to score didn't help.

    If this is the best we've got, why are they paid so much? New £6million contract for Capello? Somebody's having a laugh and I suspect it's Capello.

    Eddie
    +1 England were utterly useless - the money wasted might have been put to better use putting some kids through tennis academy (or maybe not) :(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamdring
    I wonder what our war-mongering tabloids will make of that. Their headlines were sickeningly anti-German last week. I suppose they'll say it wasn't our fault we lost.
    I've said it before, and I'll say it again: soccer brings out the absolute worst in the English character.

    Thank God it's all over, albeit all too briefly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamdring
    I wonder what our war-mongering tabloids will make of that. Their headlines were sickeningly anti-German last week. I suppose they'll say it wasn't our fault we lost.
    Yes, while I would support England usually out of good neighbourliness, this WW2 shite winds me up every time they play Germany, so you can guess who I was leaning towards. Tabloid clowns. And now they'll tear strips off the same people they would have sainted if a few balls had bounced differently (and people will buy the papers to read it).

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Thank god for that. Can we get back to normal now and talk about watches and not some overpaid idiots trying (in vain) to kick a leather bladder around? I'm no expert - in fact I don't even like the game - but it was patently obvious from the onset that we were useless.

    Cheers,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonmurgie
    Bye Bye Capello... can we now have an ENGLISH manager please?!?!
    How can we field an English team managed by anyone other than an Englishman...we lose before we even start!

    So how many of the English team played 'till they dropped? Don't expect headless chickens, but work rate has to put the other side under constant pressure....how many of our players worked until they dropped?

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    Re: Good luck England!

    I know a lot of A&E doctors and nurses who will be breathing a sigh of relief - the next 2-3 weeks won't be nearly so fraught. Oh sure, tonight will still be a challenge, as a handful of angry, stupid alcoholic losers make up for that non-performance by drinking hard and then battering themselves and the occasional passer-by.

    Still. No matter how dismal their performance, the players will go back to their cordoned-off, gated-community £60,000-a-WEEK lifestyles and their WAGs will continue to spend up big. And the football-loving Englishman, he'll gladly keep putting his hand in is his pocket to pay for it.
    ...but what do I know; I don't even like watches!

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Quote Originally Posted by matt
    Quote Originally Posted by Wooster
    It's a shame though - would the obvious goal have been validated, it could have lead to a totally different output!
    What ?

    4 : 2 ?


    :D
    :lol:

    The disallowed goal probably had a negative effect on the England players' morale but their defence was piss-poor. Notice how Germany were all over England whenever the ball was near their (Germany's) goal. In a way, it's better that it was 4:1 and not 2:1 as you'd never hear the end of it. The average football fan probably can't spell psychology let alone grasp the implications so it won't be an argument in pubs for the next 4 years.

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    Re: Good luck England!

    Quote Originally Posted by barneygumble
    Quote Originally Posted by Jonmurgie
    Bye Bye Capello... can we now have an ENGLISH manager please?!?!
    Harry Redknap (sp?) or Sam Allardyce?
    Harry Redknapp?

    He's a one-man Cockney machine. You press a button and out comes a cliché.

    " 'E's 'ad it away on 'is toes..."

    " 'E's given it awl thaaaait..."

    " 'Is work rate is 110%..."

    The punters will love 'im.
    ...but what do I know; I don't even like watches!

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