Bargain of the year??

[PDE]

Just found this & can't believe how cheap it is :D

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Timex-Flix-Spor ... 587&sr=1-1


Anyone here going to buy the last one?


Dan

[watchlovr]

Damn, I paid £10k for mine...but the dial is turning brown
C.

[mr1973]

Damn, I paid £10k for mine...but the dial is turning brown
C.

Wow, so you got the Tritium Full Lume version with the MKI dial then? Wooowza! :shock:

[Soot1e]

What a shame there is only one left,

I cannot buy one for the eldest son without the young'un wanting one as well!

[croz]

What would the depreciation be on one of those?.

[Rumex]

"52% of customers ultimately buy the item featured on this page after viewing this item" :o

[Plake]

I wonder if my review will get published?

[Daddelvirks]

I wonder if my review will get published?

:lol:

I hope it was a positive one........ :D

Cheers,

Daddel.

[Plake]

I wonder if my review will get published?

:lol:

I hope it was a positive one........ :D

Cheers,

Daddel.

Exceedingly. You know how it is, you spend the best part of £10k on a watch and it does kind of blinker you to the limitations of the thing ;)

[Mrcrowley]

That's an April fool job that's not been removed, surely.

[Mortis]

I too have reviewed... Suspect it won't get published:
"Although this is the base model with standard "Indiglo" and only 100m Water Resistance it is an absolute steal at under ten grand. Hard to believe I paid more than twice that for the T5J993 only a year ago."
[5 stars]

[and6868]

I wonder i amazon do 12 months IFC !!
And

[ZIM]

I think we should all post a review, the odder the better.

[Rumex]

How about this one from the same seller...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Garmin-Forerunn ... 15&sr=1-65

£35,000 and a 4 star rating from 95 reviews :o

[Tahiti]

It's all a money laundering scam.














Or is it just an insane seller?

[Plake]

I'm thinking that there must be some algorithm he's using that automatically bumps up the price of an item the closer it gets to selling out. An algorithm written by an incompetent 8 year old.

[Kutusov]

I've seen some prices like that before... I bet it's some kind of screw-up with Amazon website... Being the nice guy that I am, I emailed the first seller telling him to check if the price is right. Let's see what happens...

[Kutusov]

Seller just answered my email... it is a problem with the website. It seems Amazon marketplace keeps randomly changing the prices after he posts them.

Well, there's my good deed of the year, I can now rest until 2011 :mrgreen:

[ctafield]

How about this one from the same seller...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Garmin-Forerunn ... 15&sr=1-65

£35,000 and a 4 star rating from 95 reviews :o

If you can live without having it in green, he has the black one for £213 :lol:

[John Wall]

I'm presuming this author is one of us...
A TZers humour if ever i saw one !!! :lol:

A bit expensive, but worth it, 4 Aug 2010
By b_r (uk) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Timex 100 Lap Flix Sports Watch (T5J992) (Watch)
Well I must say that at first I was a little put off by the price tag, but I though about it for a while and decided to go for it. And boy, what a good decision. This is the very best watch available in the entire world!! It makes a cool beepy sound when you set it right, it tells the time by showing you numbers, so you don't have to work out where the big hand and the little hand are, it is made of real plastic and even comes with its own battery included. Honestly, it craps all over the Patek Calatrava I had to sell to help save up for the purchase. I was a bit worried that it wouldn't look as good with a suit as the Patek, but my mate Dave reckons that it looks even better. He is such a legend, he even bought the Calatrava from me at £2k and now he has to put up with the stupid hand business! He says he is really jealous of my Timex, especially when I make it beep in front of him. I love this watch even more than I loved Susan, before she had to go to the airport with all of her things. Susan, if you are reading this can u text me to say when you are coming back please? I miss you and I think the dog might have died because he hasn't moved for 3 months and smells funny. You left your ring behind too.

[mr1973]

Just read that, too. Nearly pi**ed my pants! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Plake]

I'm presuming this author is one of us...
A TZers humour if ever i saw one !!! :lol:

A bit expensive, but worth it, 4 Aug 2010
By b_r (uk) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Timex 100 Lap Flix Sports Watch (T5J992) (Watch)
Well I must say that at first I was a little put off by the price tag, but I though about it for a while and decided to go for it. And boy, what a good decision. This is the very best watch available in the entire world!! It makes a cool beepy sound when you set it right, it tells the time by showing you numbers, so you don't have to work out where the big hand and the little hand are, it is made of real plastic and even comes with its own battery included. Honestly, it craps all over the Patek Calatrava I had to sell to help save up for the purchase. I was a bit worried that it wouldn't look as good with a suit as the Patek, but my mate Dave reckons that it looks even better. He is such a legend, he even bought the Calatrava from me at £2k and now he has to put up with the stupid hand business! He says he is really jealous of my Timex, especially when I make it beep in front of him. I love this watch even more than I loved Susan, before she had to go to the airport with all of her things. Susan, if you are reading this can u text me to say when you are coming back please? I miss you and I think the dog might have died because he hasn't moved for 3 months and smells funny. You left your ring behind too.

:wink:

Surprised they published it to be honest

[Kutusov]

This review is from: Timex 100 Lap Flix Sports Watch (T5J992) (Watch)
Well I must say that at first I was a little put off by the price tag, but I though about it for a while and decided to go for it. And boy, what a good decision. This is the very best watch available in the entire world!! It makes a cool beepy sound when you set it right, it tells the time by showing you numbers, so you don't have to work out where the big hand and the little hand are, it is made of real plastic and even comes with its own battery included. Honestly, it craps all over the Patek Calatrava I had to sell to help save up for the purchase. I was a bit worried that it wouldn't look as good with a suit as the Patek, but my mate Dave reckons that it looks even better. He is such a legend, he even bought the Calatrava from me at £2k and now he has to put up with the stupid hand business! He says he is really jealous of my Timex, especially when I make it beep in front of him. I love this watch even more than I loved Susan, before she had to go to the airport with all of her things. Susan, if you are reading this can u text me to say when you are coming back please? I miss you and I think the dog might have died because he hasn't moved for 3 months and smells funny. You left your ring behind too.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Amazon review of the decade!!! I had missed that one!

...wonder if Susan got the message though... :cry:

[si911t]

It's all a money laundering scam.

good idea :wink:












Or is it just an insane seller?

[PDE]

Anyone want to do a review of this one -

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B001 ... d_i=468294



Dan

[Kutusov]

Anyone want to do a review of this one -

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B001 ... d_i=468294



Dan

I hope poor Susan isn't involved in that one also... :mrgreen:

[seikopath]

I'm presuming this author is one of us...
A TZers humour if ever i saw one !!! :lol:

A bit expensive, but worth it, 4 Aug 2010
By b_r (uk) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Timex 100 Lap Flix Sports Watch (T5J992) (Watch)
Well I must say that at first I was a little put off by the price tag, but I though about it for a while and decided to go for it. And boy, what a good decision. This is the very best watch available in the entire world!! It makes a cool beepy sound when you set it right, it tells the time by showing you numbers, so you don't have to work out where the big hand and the little hand are, it is made of real plastic and even comes with its own battery included. Honestly, it craps all over the Patek Calatrava I had to sell to help save up for the purchase. I was a bit worried that it wouldn't look as good with a suit as the Patek, but my mate Dave reckons that it looks even better. He is such a legend, he even bought the Calatrava from me at £2k and now he has to put up with the stupid hand business! He says he is really jealous of my Timex, especially when I make it beep in front of him. I love this watch even more than I loved Susan, before she had to go to the airport with all of her things. Susan, if you are reading this can u text me to say when you are coming back please? I miss you and I think the dog might have died because he hasn't moved for 3 months and smells funny. You left your ring behind too.

:mrgreen:

[huytonman]

You lot have all missed the point..I'll buy it before you realise!

Its the ultra rare one with the red button...worth a fortune! :D

[ads54]

Best Amazon reviews i've ever read!!!! PMSL :D :D :D :D :lol:

[Plake]

Anyone want to do a review of this one -

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B001 ... d_i=468294



Dan

I hope poor Susan isn't involved in that one also... :mrgreen:

:wink:

I'll be amazed if they publish this one.

[ggill]

Totally bizarre. I was about to circulate the links to my friends but realised I am the only person who would get it :roll: .

[Plake]

Anyone want to do a review of this one -

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B001 ... d_i=468294



Dan

I hope poor Susan isn't involved in that one also... :mrgreen:

:wink:

I'll be amazed if they publish this one.

:!:

8)

[mr1973]

Anyone want to do a review of this one -

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B001 ... d_i=468294



Dan

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Tai Mi Shu]

Its the ultra rare one with the red button...worth a fortune! :D

DON@T PRESS THE RED BUTTON! :twisted: :bom:

[John Wall]

So... Who's gonna 'fess up to being Mr B..R
The mans a comic genius.. :D


This review is from: Mens Timex Watch T49615 (Apparel)
Well, I have lived with my £9000 Timex digital watch for a few weeks and I still love it more than my remaining kidney but I felt I needed a bit more versatility in my collection. Something to impress women with. Something to make men envious. Something with a big hand and a little hand to make me look clever and an orange dial/rubbber strap combo, because that is appropriate in basically every situation a gentleman might find himself in.

I thought my search would never end, until last week when I found this HOLY GRAIL Timex T49615 on Amazon. Since Susan left I have made quite a bit of money from donating sperm and I also got £1000 from my best mate Dave for my uncle's rubbish 1973 milsub, which was a bargain considering it had never been polished and still had the tatty old hands and bezel that it came with when he was in the army. Dave is so good to me, he even tried his best to find out why Susan left - I saw a text on his phone to Susan's mobile number saying that he was going to "pump her so hard" - for information I guess??? Anyway Dave reckons that this Timex is like the milsub, but 100 times better, and I agree!!! He is so gutted!!!

Anyway, back to the watch!! I love the sporty looking "E" with an arrow going through it which is randomly parked at the top of the dial. It's a piece of design genius. E. For Excellent. The orange colour of the dial is just right, nice and bland just how I like it. It reminds me of my worm medicine. The big and little hands glow in the dark! But luckily only for about an hour (great design feature - I think Timex wanted to make sure that people aren't disturbed by it when they are trying to sleep.) There is a number on the right side of the dial which changes every day. I haven't worked out what this is yet, but it's pretty cool anyway. And there are TWO turny bits on the outside of the watch - one on the right like normal and another one on the left. It has filled up with water a couple of times when I was swimming and the turny bits are great for letting it all out again afterwards! Brilliant and simple design. The ticky hand doesn't go round any more but Dave says he knows someone who can make it do that for £1500. If you are wondering whether to buy this, then don't wonder any more - JUST DO IT!!

[mickylall]

:lol: :lol: brilliant :lol: :lol:

[Plake]

I must sheepishly confirm that I am in fact b_r.

[John Wall]

I must sheepishly confirm that I am in fact b_r.

Well done that man..!!!

No sheep required, you made me laugh out loud..

[Panofsky]

Brilliant. Wife wondered what I was laughing at that made coffee out my nose and I had to try to explain. She didn't get it.

Dave

[gee-whizz]

Free Postage too, thank god for that :!:

[Mortis]

Brilliant, BR / Plake, I enjoyed the follow-up.

Now who's gonna confess to being evil genius "Dave" ?!