Are you Insured for Sex?

[dogpuf]

The following is a list of the correct insurance companies for sex .........

SEX with your wife - legal & general

SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

SEX on the telephone - Direct line

SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy

SEX in a hurry- Insure & go

SEX with your boyfriend -standard life

SEX with a transvestite - confused .. com

SEX with some one different - go compare . com

SEX with an animal - compare the meerkat . com

SEX with a fat bird - More Than

SEX on the back seat - sheila's wheels

SEX with an o.a.p - saga

SEX with a posh bird - privilege .com

SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union

[A.Pottinger]

Which one for Scottish Widow's? :shock:

AP.

[VDG]

Hahaha :lol: :D

[GraniteQuarry]

LOL very good indeed! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[AndyW]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[boddah]

:D :lol:

[ggill]

Some corkers on there...tempted to forward but damn employee decency codes grrrr :lol:

[jwg663]

Which one for Scottish Widow's? :shock:

AP.

That'll be "Sex with a dead husband -- Scottish Widows'" :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :D :D

[VDG]

Gay sex - Quinn direct :shock: :lol:

[sundial]

Sex with an Oak Tree ... Nottingham Oddfellows

duk

[Chris_in_the_UK]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

SEX with a drug addict - Direct Line?

[VDG]

Hiscox insurance.. :roll: :lol:

[Azuk]

:lol:

[notenoughwrists]

Gay sex - Quinn direct :shock: :lol:

Or Adrian Flux?

[flyerboy]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[shadowninja]

:lol:

Hey dogpuf, got a bigger photo of your "avatar" image?