Originally Posted by petethegeek
if stevie nicks married william shatner, she would be known as ......................................... stevie shatner nicks !! :D
Haddock or Cod?
Originally Posted by petethegeek
if stevie nicks married william shatner, she would be known as ......................................... stevie shatner nicks !! :D
Friday
Janneau Armagnac
No work tomorrow
Christmas shopping done
New drill/screwdriver to play with tomorrow
:-)
Gray
Having one hand down my pants whilst watching the telly is comforting.
That would depend on who's hand :DOriginally Posted by daggartuk
Gray
Had a couple of them last night. I'll randomly disclose that I'll have a couple tonight as well.Originally Posted by gray
Originally Posted by daggartuk
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Jim.
I say goddam! I make goooood pasta!
Oh, and:
What I wouldn't give to poke the eye of that little frog twat Sarkozy!
Met an old mate today - his wife's just left him. Why at our age?
Been talking to my neighbour tonight & didn't realise how good looking she was.
Goodness me, I'd love to tub Princess Aura!
Why is it that quite a lot of people who shave their heads still grow sideburns?
Chuffing daft idea!!
Contemplating the fact my cars MPG is down by 5mpg and thinking the reason the must be cold air density.
Filled my car up last night and broke the £100 barrier. I remember putting £5 at a time in first car (a Ford Fiesta).
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The Euro is almost certainly still doomed.
Filled up my car last week and I nearly broke the £4 (four) pound barrier :lol: :lol:
52 litres for £4. 7.7p a Litre.
Good grief, prices are really going up.Originally Posted by Dazzler
yes that large nightcap will give you a headache :roll:
:shock: Can you ship me 75 litres of diesel :?:Originally Posted by Dazzler
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i'm too young for ear hair
The best curry I have ever had was in Riyadh in 1991.Originally Posted by Dazzler
It really is too early in the morning for randomness :wink:
I've got a shiny finger nail.
Why after a whole year of having being told that I could only have the central heating on if the hot water was on too, did a fitter just make them work independently?
scooter
That reminds me, can't have one without the other at the moment, I need a new microswitchOriginally Posted by scooter
Gray
Sigh :cry:
Will anyone ever buy my house in Cheshire ?
£45 for a christmas tree :shock:
I just greased my boots - all the while cursing the bloke who revealed to me that the best way to apply grease to boots is to rub it into the leather with your fingers.
Motorhead Playing Ace of Spades on the Young Ones
Unforgettable
Why was everybody in my way today in Leeds
£25 for a 2.4 m Norway Spruce in B&Q :wink:Originally Posted by Neilo
I just cant be arsed to put up the Xmas lights, cant someone else do it?
Joe
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with U.
Why do yanks call jam jelly
Despite trying not to like it Strictly Come Dancing is actually quite good even without Ola.
I want pizza.
Bah humbug!
Put up the Christmas decorations today. - Nice :)
Forgot how much I love roast lamb.
I learnt a new German expression yesterday evening; Popoklatsch mit Anlauf. It means a smack on the bum involving a run-up :shock:.
Im going skiing in the morning
been indoors all weekend and need to get to the pub tonight
Put up loads crimbo lights
Electric bill whoosh :bounce:
I don't know that one, but I've heard Arschtritt mit Anlauf.Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne
One I'm quite fond of (which is quite widely used) is "Hochkant rausschmeissen". Hochkant means highest edge uppermost, why this word is used is a bit of a mystery as it does not really mean much, it works on a deeper level and somehow suggests a great vigour involved in throwing someone out.
Another nice one is "Klinkenputzen", cleaning the doorknobs - for when you look for something a long time and don't find it. All you've done is to clean some doorknobs :).
Pink or Brown ?
Trying to sneak a fart out at the in laws, on a leather sofa. This is going to be tricky.
After 23 years of clean driving, in the last week alone I set off two speed cameras plus passed a radar van in a 60mph limit at 87mph I don't know what's going on, I seem to have suddenly become an a$$hole on the roads. I await my punishment in the post and hang my head in shame.
I'd like to have a look at the SC. Badly.
Me too mate, me tooOriginally Posted by Anaxarch
Do both of you hear familiar voices in your head?Originally Posted by Anaxarch
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.