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    if you were a magician....

    would you buy a fake rolex of good quality and stuff,
    go to an AD you despise of,
    try on the same model,
    hand him the fake,
    and say good bye?

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    if you were a magician....

    If I was a criminal I might. But if I was a magician I would be busy impressing the ladies.
    "Bite my shiny metal ass."
    - Bender Bending Rodríguez

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    Re: if you were a magician....



    Now, if I were a good hypnotist...
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    Re: if you were a magician....

    No.

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    Re: if you were a magician....

    It's probably already happened.
    I vaguely recall some posts on here discussing that someone they knew had bought a watch from an AD, and when it went to be serviced some time after, it was discovered to be a fake.
    Could have been a pre-owned, I don't recall now)

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    Re: if you were a magician....

    If she was pretty I might say something along the lines of,

    "If you can tell me how many ferrets I've got down my trousers, you can have the both of them?" :wink:

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    Re: if you were a magician....

    What's the difference between a magician's wand & a policeman's truncheon?

    One's used for cunning stunts & the other is used for...

    :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :D :D
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    Re: if you were a magician....

    Quote Originally Posted by stooo
    If I was a criminal I might. But if I was a magician I would be busy impressing the ladies.
    Magic ENTERTAINS the ladies, it doesn't impress them...my friend is a magician and I don't rely on him for women. Alcohol is a far better tool...

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    Re: if you were a magician....

    Quote Originally Posted by bubi
    would you buy a fake rolex of good quality and stuff,
    go to an AD you despise of,
    try on the same model,
    hand him the fake,
    and say good bye?
    no.

    what goes around, comes around, twice as bad.....


    (what is a fake good quality and stuff?)

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    Re: if you were a magician....

    No. Plus it is kind of hard to explain a 2012 watch with no box and papers.

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    Re: if you were a magician....

    No.....that's a bit naughty!

    But....I still would, and be very proud of my ability.

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    Re: if you were a magician....

    Quote Originally Posted by gray


    Now, if I were a good hypnotist...
    Look at the eyes , look at the eyes , see nothing but the eyes !!

    :P

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    Re: if you were a magician....

    its bad karma, something bad will happen to you, but twice as bad

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    Re: if you were a magician....

    Quote Originally Posted by clockwatcher
    its bad karma, something bad will happen to you, but twice as bad
    Yeah your right....... :lol:

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    Re: if you were a magician....

    Karma ? what a load of boll***s

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    Re: if you were a magician....

    If I were a real magician I would use my magic skills to create real watches out of the air, instead of trying to steal from someone. :bigsmurf:

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    Re: if you were a magician....

    Quote Originally Posted by jimmerjammer
    Karma ? what a load of boll***s
    Its real psychology mate, and that is as real as I type.

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    Re: if you were a magician....

    Quote Originally Posted by clockwatcher
    Quote Originally Posted by jimmerjammer
    Karma ? what a load of boll***s
    Its psychology mate, and that is as real as I type.
    Well your probably right because as i was typing my sentence i spilt my beer :lol:

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    Re: if you were a magician....

    Quote Originally Posted by jimmerjammer
    Quote Originally Posted by clockwatcher
    Quote Originally Posted by jimmerjammer
    Karma ? what a load of boll***s
    Its psychology mate, and that is as real as I type.
    Well your probably right because as i was typing my sentence i spilt my beer :lol:
    :lol: that will teach you :lol: :lol: :wink:

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    Re: if you were a magician....

    Quote Originally Posted by clockwatcher
    Quote Originally Posted by jimmerjammer
    Karma ? what a load of boll***s
    Its real psychology mate, and that is as real as I type.
    Another way of stating it is what goes around comes around, and that is true. You steal, you get caught, you get prosecuted. That certainly I wouldnt want it.

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