The random disclosure thread.

**Griswold** · 24th January 2012, 17:45

I can hear a strange clicking :?

**Clem** · 24th January 2012, 17:48

Originally Posted by alexaff

I feel like ramming a bog brush up my pipe.

Think i've got worms!

what's that Alex itchy ring syndrome? Sometimes Guinness, sometimes Cider.

**gray** · 24th January 2012, 19:01

Oh dear. iPhone battery drains in hours and is permanently hot, very hot.

**Andyg** · 24th January 2012, 19:02

I am sitting on a con-call with my boss in the US - and once again he is late :roll: :evil:

Andy

**village** · 24th January 2012, 19:03

If i have to peel another quail's egg i may go mad........

**morgan** · 24th January 2012, 19:05

Now all my left socks have a hole in the toe :(

**markrlondon** · 24th January 2012, 19:11

Where is Tesco?

**zelig** · 25th January 2012, 14:59

I think I may have just usurped Toxteth O'Grady's world record

z

**seikopath** · 25th January 2012, 16:14

russia is pretty big isnt it

**gray** · 25th January 2012, 16:43

Toxteth

Named after two of it's primary characteristics

Toxic and death

**Marios** · 25th January 2012, 16:45

I have found Wally.

**Dave E** · 25th January 2012, 16:50

I've just had a Wagon Wheel.

**seikopath** · 25th January 2012, 17:00

i saw the alpaca man again today

**warns74** · 25th January 2012, 17:13

The only thing getting me through yet another sh*tty day at work is the prospect of an MTB night ride tonight.....bring it on :)

(hope I dont fall off again!!)

**Griswold** · 25th January 2012, 17:25

4 directors have just resigned from the board of Doncaster Rovers :shock:

**Glamdring** · 25th January 2012, 18:17

Rats abandoning ship, internal strife, or policy tensions?

**Griswold** · 25th January 2012, 18:38

Originally Posted by Glamdring

Rats abandoning ship, internal strife, or policy tensions?

Dunno. Little details on the official DROS site other than Dick Watson has resigned for health reasons.

**Glamdring** · 25th January 2012, 18:40

Sadly they're going down this season.

**Griswold** · 25th January 2012, 18:46

Maybe not if McKay's plan works.

**mrteatime** · 25th January 2012, 19:16

mesh or fitted?

**minkle** · 25th January 2012, 19:55

Lemon Jammie Dodgers?

Yes please :drunken:

**PeterM** · 25th January 2012, 20:19

Originally Posted by Griswold

Dick Watson has resigned for health reasons.

That really does sound like a double-entendre :lol:

You are Finbarr Saunders and I claim my £5 :clown:

**chicaneuk** · 25th January 2012, 21:45

I'm wondering how many more threads I can find, and actually contribute something to them, so I can finally get into SC ;)

**hogthrob** · 25th January 2012, 22:13

Originally Posted by seikopath

i saw the alpaca man again today

I thought for a moment you meant teen idol Taylor Lautner, then realised you meant your local alpacaherd (if that wasn't previously a word, it is now).

**seikopath** · 25th January 2012, 23:51

Originally Posted by chicaneuk

I'm wondering how many more threads I can find, and actually contribute something to them, so I can finally get into SC ;)

oooh dear something tells me you might yet regret that bit of frank exposure

**horrovac** · 26th January 2012, 00:27

Originally Posted by seikopath

Originally Posted by chicaneuk

I'm wondering how many more threads I can find, and actually contribute something to them, so I can finally get into SC ;)

oooh dear something tells me you might yet regret that bit of frank exposure

Yeah, he might have inadvertently contributed to one other thread I can think of, without actually posting in it, himself :D

**river27** · 26th January 2012, 00:31

Why do I find Louise Mensch physically attractive but politically unattractive?

**verv** · 26th January 2012, 00:47

I hate being moaned at.

**markrlondon** · 26th January 2012, 03:09

I hope it has a happy ending.

**macdaddymac** · 26th January 2012, 08:13

First coffee of the morning is the best drink of the day

**Dave E** · 26th January 2012, 12:12

My right knee hurts, and I really don't know why.

**seikopath** · 26th January 2012, 12:59

Originally Posted by Dave E

My right knee hurts, and I really don't know why.

old age dave

**paulpsz008** · 26th January 2012, 13:54

We had some health workshop at work today.
Everyone was supposed to pop along and get a 5 minute lecture and some leaflets about smoking and/too much wine.

The que was that big I got bored so went and bought a twix. :wink:

**mattmillard** · 26th January 2012, 14:22

I dreamt that Murray won his first Major this weekend....

**Neilo** · 26th January 2012, 15:06

Why when we have a new cycle path do people with all the gear not use it and still use the road but everyday cyclist do use it?

**onlynik** · 26th January 2012, 16:18

Originally Posted by Neilo

Why when we have a new cycle path do people with all the gear not use it and still use the road but everyday cyclist do use it?

Because the cycle path is normally full of chuckies and stones, whereas the road isn't

**seikopath** · 26th January 2012, 17:28

Originally Posted by onlynik

Originally Posted by Neilo

Why when we have a new cycle path do people with all the gear not use it and still use the road but everyday cyclist do use it?

Because the cycle path is normally full of chuckies and stones, whereas the road isn't

Because the cycle path is normally full of grannies and mums with prams, whereas the road isn't

**Neilo** · 26th January 2012, 18:18

Originally Posted by seikopath

Originally Posted by onlynik

Originally Posted by Neilo

Why when we have a new cycle path do people with all the gear not use it and still use the road but everyday cyclist do use it?

Because the cycle path is normally full of chuckies and stones, whereas the road isn't

Because the cycle path is normally full of grannies and mums with prams, whereas the road isn't

Yes but they don't pay road tax?

**gentlemenpreferhats** · 26th January 2012, 18:29

I've been in my new job for two weeks and I'm already annoyed with it. Still, I get free coffee and the chair is comfy.

**Filterlab** · 26th January 2012, 18:31

Why oh why are we moving to a new house in a new area, having our first baby and starting/relying on a new business all in the same month?

**seikopath** · 26th January 2012, 18:33

Originally Posted by Neilo

Originally Posted by seikopath

Originally Posted by onlynik

Originally Posted by Neilo

Why when we have a new cycle path do people with all the gear not use it and still use the road but everyday cyclist do use it?

Because the cycle path is normally full of chuckies and stones, whereas the road isn't

Because the cycle path is normally full of grannies and mums with prams, whereas the road isn't

Yes but they don't pay road tax?

the cycle path i am referring to isnt on the road.

**zelig** · 27th January 2012, 10:59

You know that middle age has arrived when, at the airport, after exhausting all possibilities in the watch stores, you decide to look for a nice sweater.

:)

z

**Zoomer** · 27th January 2012, 13:21

So I go to pay for the Branston baked beans that were on special offer at two tins for a quid only to be told that they are actually 4 tins for a quid :) 25p for a tin of Branston baked beans.... bargain, so much so I now have twenty tins of baked beans and my cupboard is groaning, hopefully my gas bill will go down too :lol:

**Glamdring** · 27th January 2012, 18:15

You like those? :shock:

**seikopath** · 27th January 2012, 18:22

Branston are better than Heinz imhbto

**Vortex247** · 27th January 2012, 20:25

50th post .... a few more to go before I pass Seikopath ^^^^^^^^ 12000 odd and counting :lol: :lol: :lol:

**seikopath** · 27th January 2012, 20:27

i need to get out more

**IANAN** · 27th January 2012, 20:42

Originally Posted by seikopath

i need to get out more

Not according to your parole officer.

**gray** · 27th January 2012, 21:37

Originally Posted by seikopath

i need to get out more

"deepest, darkest, Norfolk"

You may be gone sometime

**markrlondon** · 28th January 2012, 10:22

I've been listening to house and techno this morning and it really made me want to dance. I usually never dance!

No girlies here for me to dance with. <sulk>

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