Went to a funeral yesterday..

[Tomaitch]

I went to the funeral of one of my mates yesterday , he got hit on the back of the head by a tennis ball and he died , very sad, but it was a great service..

[Marios]

Hehehe

[Chinnock]

Now that's what I call "a knock out"

[PD1]

Tommy Cooper is alive and kicking in London

[Tomaitch]

A few years ago I thought I had a photographic memory but it never developed .

[Tomaitch]

The Police station toilet was stolen last week. Theyve got nothing to go on.

[Tomaitch]

I went to the Doctors with Jelly and custard stuck in my ears. He said ' whats the problem'. Im a trifle deaf I said.

[VDG]

The wife was counting all the 1p's and 2p's out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason.
I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."

[cliffrichard]

Lol they getting worse now