Reply With QuoteMe too as well as most of my contacts I bet, interesting hey...................Originally Posted by learningtofly
link it to get into the top 3% ;-)
Me too as well as most of my contacts I bet, interesting hey...................
I pretty much gave up on LinkedIn when threads I subscribed to where we were discussing matters geological were invaded by Nigerians trying to sell us gold concentrate.....serious professional network indeed.
Pretty sure my keys are lost 200 miles away.. great!
I quite liked this one (helps if you watch CSI Miami)
Sorry.
I was swayed by the fountain pen thread...awaiting deliveries of pens, ink and nice paper.
Root canal.
Not fun...
I was surprised to get into the top 10%. I conclude that the vast majority of the over 200,000,000 profiles never, hardly ever, or extremely infrequently, get visited and that those of us who meet new people on a reasonably frequent basis get viewed a little more often.
Gray
The linked In email is spam gents, I've had it too.
I am thoroughly pissed off at the price of razor blades.
Grow a proper man beard you puff
Gray
have they told you that its all tz'ers who are in a mood with you though?
bet they didnt mention THAT
thats what they tell 85% of the meat on there
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
My daughter had an offer to study medicine at Keele today, first member of the family to go to university ever.
One proud dad :-)
Who knew that you had to remove the tear-off slip from a repeat prescription before handing it over at the Chemist, that's me in the doghouse
Nice one.
Looking to give away some after market panerai straps/tupes/pins etc
Wont be advertised or shown as its illegal? its a gift afterall
shall i ask for charity donation?
Nice - congrats.
Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
Friedrich Nietzsche
I have got tickets for England France and better still I even have a parking ticket.
Exec Box - 3rd Tier North Stand.
Almost wet my pants
Andy
Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
Friedrich Nietzsche
I have got tickets for England France and better still I even have a parking ticket.
Exec Box - 3rd Tier North Stand.
Almost wet my pants
Andy
Well done! Hopefully the French will be as hopeless as they were in their first two games and we'll be on our way to a Grand Slam!
Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.
Its Wales in Cardiff that I fear. They would do anything to piss on our chips.
No doubt the roof will be left open and they will be praying for rain.
Fingers crossed
Andy
Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Why do people think it's suitable to use the photocopier area at work as a form of social catch-up? FFS, it's beside my desk and I don't give a crap about what you're all doing over the weekend. Some of us are being paid to actually work.
Yeah, and while I'm at it, they all use the same opener: How are you?, or How are things? The same whenever they phone someone up. No-one cares, no-one really wants to know how you are, and that's not the reason for the call either. Just get to the point! It's completely false. It really is pathetic. And those being asked are just as bad - they always answer 'Not bad. How are you?' Be true to yourself FFS, and be honest. If they don't want an honest answer, don't bloody well ask. And don't feign false interest back either, returning the same pathetic question.
It really winds me up.
After ten years of marriage my wife tells me that she loves me ... but is not in love with me? She's well into the menopause ... you never no what your going to come home to. Tough times ahead I reckon.
About the only thing. I know about women is that they're never bloody happy.
Beer or wine?
That is a massive bit of fluff I've just dug out of my bellybutton.
I am unimpressed with my own productivity today. Must do better tomorrow.
Dave E
Skating away on the thin ice of a new day
Bet it was blue?!!!
I can't find that sodding calculatory key fob thing the bank gave me to login online...bollocks...
My wife's Moroccan Hair Oil (Trademark!) smells just like the lovely scent they pump into The Venetian hotel in Las Vegas.
I've never smelled this scent anywhere else, yet here it is now...in my living room as my wife is resting her head near me.
(well it does say 'random')
This week I've mostly been trawling through the Emperor Mong thread on ARSSE. Pure gold.
http://www.arrse.co.uk/now-thats-wha...uncements.html
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
I've i got a really sore hand/wrist :(
Cheers
Simon
Ralph Waldo Emerson: We ask for long life, but 'tis deep life, or noble moments that signify. Let the measure of time be spiritual, not mechanical.
I dislike rain. Except on Tuesdays.
Insert joke here....
I just told the wife I was going for a run while she took the kids shopping. Now sitting with feet up, lovely double choca mocca and internet to play with
Gray
I really should be going out but the wind is annoyingly gusty and cold so I'm putting it off.
I ate a whole coconut by myself yesterday.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
i found the forum calendar today. i discovered that i share my birthday with 9 other forum members. is this a record.
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
about 80% of the members on here appear to be born in october/ november/ december.
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
It's 1st April frightens me...
Some of the casino resorts do actually sell small spray bottles of the same air conditioner spray that they use.My wife's Moroccan Hair Oil (Trademark!) smells just like the lovely scent they pump into The Venetian hotel in Las Vegas.
I've never smelled this scent anywhere else, yet here it is now...in my living room as my wife is resting her head near me.
(well it does say 'random')
My understanding is that they use a combination of high volume extractor fans and circulated scent to balance the lure of the hotel for both smokers and non-smokers. Most of the ones i have been in seem to use either vanilla or coconut ( or both... ).
My kids have improved a couple of words. Trampoline is now jumpoline, and bubble wrap is now bubble pop.
Take it off mate, it'll hurt.Bea's going to be a happy wifey when she gets home from college
Bea's going to be a happy wifey when she gets home from college
Because you've bought yourself another watch????
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Excellent!
Brilliant. Some time ago, just as his speech was coming in it started to hail and our son had never seen this before, but he did know about the moon and it was just dusk, so he called the hail "moon nuts". Still to this day we call them moon nuts.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
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