Reply With QuoteA brothel.
A V8?
A brothel.
A boat!
Or 3 V8’s, so much more efficient on a car/capacity ratio than 10 Ford focus'sOriginally Posted by therossatron
A Bristol motor car
A London made gun that your Great Grandfather shot before the Great War
A Rigby .275
Keys to something that runs on petrol.
WD40
Malc
Talc (unscented)
A dog !
Razzle Readers Wives !
I-Phone !
I nice watch on a NATO !
Ah now, you had me until you mentioned the iPhone.
That, I'm afraid to say, is very very wrong; the iPhone is just about the worst phone I have ever had the misfortune to hold in my hand.
Jason
Bang on!
Oh, and some Rohypnol
Spokeshave.
I have all those.
I am finally a man.
hi, humility.
Something to make fire and a real smart neckerchief
A bench grinder of my very own was purchased today and facom 3/8 ratchet with twist feature. They are essential now.
So true. V10s and V12s would also be acceptable!
A large flat head screwdriver that can equally be used for opening things, levering, scraping, digging, as a straight edge and occasionally for screws.
Also known in my family as a bodger.
A dog.
Mechanical watch, leather wallet, Swiss Army knife and a decent pen.
There are others, but these first spring to mind
Dave
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a tin of swarfega?
Supposing a man has MIND, BODY and SOUL, the following can't do any harm
- lovely wife
- decent outfit
- serious watch
- comfortable car
- nice dog
- vintage straight razor and badger brush
- Fender Stratocaster and Marshall Amp
- Nicon camera
- ............................... etc.
Lacking M,B&S, nothing can help, not even a dog.
A house.
A decent car and / or motorbike.
A good watch.
A decent stereo, computer and TV
Some good books.
Tools and the knowledge to use them properly.
Good shoes.
A good suit, or several if he wears a suit to work.
A camera.
A good wallet.
A sense of humour and self confidence tempered with humility.
A good waterproof coat.
A good music selection - preferably CD's or Vinyl.
Andy
Wanted - Damasko DC57
No real man would play a weedy Stratocaster; one should play a Gibson.
Jason
Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Georg Harrison, David Gilmoure, Ritchie Blackmore, Tommy Bolin, Pete Townshend, Stevie Ray Voughan, Steve Winwood, Ron Wood, Mark Knopfler, Chris Rea, Jeff Beck, John Frusciante, Curt Cobaine, Dave Murray, Rorry Gallagher, Ry Cooder, Buddy Guy, David Byrne, Richie Sambora, ......
All that ''no real men'' have played ''weedy'' Strat.
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Tractor
A hat for all occasions (and the manners to remove it when appropriate)
One of those long flexible things with a retractable grabber end, for screws lost into engine bays, or keys down drains etc
A pinball machine.
An antique clock.
A stuffed animal.
The autograph of someone you admire.
A stamp album.
A deactivated firearm, preferably historic.
A proper SLR camera.
A piece of quality art, or two.
A display cabinet of curiosities.
So clever my foot fell off.
An alibi
Most amusing :)
Lol, have you been to my house? Add a phrenology head, deer antlers and a nice leather captains chair.
All of whom, except Chris Rea (for obvious reasons) also played (and much preferred) Gibsons.
I rest my case, m'lud.
Jason
What's the infatuation with shoes? Only women care about shoes! It's the one thing (ok, handbags too) they irrationally collect the way men do nearly everything.
As long as mine don't give me blisters and keep my feet dry, they'll do!
A Torque Wrench - That's my contribution.
M.
Breitling Cosmonaute 809 - What's not to like?
A full address book and time to spend with those listed.
Knowledge, and in time someone to pass that knowledge onto.
A family that loves them.
The other things are just stuff.
Cheers,
Neil.
- an education
- common sense
- whatever makes you happy - you only get one shot
A secret.
Oh dear - I cant tick off 1 or 6... I have a chocolate vending machine and a real shotgun though, does that count?
Also, I have quality art, but people tell me Tennis Player Scratching Her Bum should not be classed as such - how do I get a Ruling?
;)
A room with a picture of dogs playing poker
Shotgun
Chainsaw
Log fire
An MX-5 ... and a 5 litre V8.
Make that WD40, Duck tape and a hammer to impress the pleasant to be with love giving and receiving woman.
A decent, lock blade pocket knife is a must beyond suburbia.
Last but far from least; a beaming smile and a hat to doff.
Do you ever own them? I barely have control of my 6yr old, let alone ownership!!!
Beaming smile and hat to doff will fill the guide in your phone faster than anything else.
The time though, the time; it is thé limiting factor in ´quality time´.
+chloroform
A Good Wife
A Mamod Steam tractor
An Old Land Rover
A dog or two
A Wine Rack
A MIG welder, an angle-grinder and something to use them on.
A dog
Waterproof jacket
Stout walking boots
A BBQ
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