Reply With QuoteGrain and grape. Schoolboy really.Originally Posted by Argon
It was the glass of wine. Dreadful error.
Grain and grape. Schoolboy really.
Launch of the Plumber's new yacht went well but apparently a bit of a boo boo by yours truly. Plumber round today showing off his new Bentley reg H 20. Apparently my earlier post on the yacht launch caught his eye and miffed him out as it is a Ketch and not a yacht. Two masts and 84 ft long ? how should I know. However a few Drambuie cocktails smoothed things over a bit. The front bit is called forward,the rear ,aft and the bit with the Jacuzzi is midships. Learn something every day. The new Mrs Plumber is a trim little craft indeed especially after being in the aforementioned Jacuzzi thingy in that dress. Showed him how to hand wind the President a skill of which he was unaware. Back on full brownie points, heating should be in by Christmas. It's not all fun but bearable.
Its proving difficult to find a refill cartridge for my Cartier rollerball pen.
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Deciding between $150 or $300 car seat for my baby girl...
Then seeing a documentary about babies and the Mongolian parents carry their newborn home on a old motorbike.
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Twice a day? You lucky &%%#@$&
Edited out curse as I notice it's is family friendly here!
Writing on a forum, incessantly, about how the other people, on the same discussion forum, are being mean to you must be a perfect example of a first world problem.
Having my thread rated one star.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
I have a headache and can't decide whether to buy Anadin or asda's 'own brew'
My robot vacuum cleaner keeps trapping itself in the en-suite.
Amongst the most galling problems yet.
Consider employing a maid to lift it out when stuck.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
My car lease doesn't expire for another 10 months and I'm bored with this one.
Cleaner is cleaning the lounge so I can't watch TV.
You don't have one in every room?
Send details, I'll make a donation, poor boy.
PayPal gift only though.
We're not that common! (Just kidding! Got one in the bedroom too!)
I have just joined another (non-watch) forum and they are not on Tapatalk!
I've got an iPhone 5 do i buy a 5s or wait for a 6 to come out later in the year........
Oh yeah and I'm sick of people who have teams with Messi, Neymar and Ronaldo on Fifa 14 Ultimate Team World Cup. Makes my piss boil.
Need to repaint our nice bespoke kitchen cupboards. I am agonising between the respective French Greys of Farrow & Ball or Little Greene.
That's a woman's concern.
Yours is natural or synthetic brush.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
Fair point. I don't intend to touch the brushes though. I am a simple aesthete - any work will be the business of a tradesman. It's my wife's job to select them, using funds from her allowance
But more importantly have you joined the TZ EPL fantasy league?
I have a 50th Anniversary 'Patch' Limited Edition Speedmaster, which I love, and got for my 40th birthday 5 years ago.
I met up with my best mate in Headingley, and he had his old hesalite (mine has sapphire) crystal Speedmaster on.
He hasn't worn it for ages, it has a pusher missing. And it has tritium lume.
TRITIUM LUME. He hadn't noticed how beautifully the lume had aged, as he has owned it since new.
And it came to me... the galling news, in my head. Mine has Super Luminova. Or something. Something that WILL NOT ever look like his.
And I looked at my lovely beautiful item.
And was disappointed.
Being gutted at how your lume won't age on your Omega watch.
Where did it all go wrong....
Damn Green Peace, etc, and their constant anti-radiation lobby in the 70s and 80s! Why did they not once think of the lume!
Yes...but is it 'derivative'?
What color to choose for my bespoke made retro bicycle in respect to the two I already have...
My other luxury 'problem' is more of all worlds.
Damn Green Peace, etc, and their constant anti-radiation lobby in the 70s and 80s! Why did they not once think of the lume!
Who can de-lume it for me?
I need my wonderful watch to look somewhat worse.
What kind of hobby is this crap?
Cleaner works for us Thursdays and Fridays.
She irons Fridays. But yesterday I left a note to ask her to do at least one white shirt for me so I had one for work this morning.
SHE IRONED ONE AND THERE WAS A MARK ON THE COLLAR. IS SHE BLIND?
So, 6am this morning and I am ironing my own ****ing shirt.
What in the name of shuddering **** is the world coming to?
At least yours turned up.No sign on Wednesday and I have been told from a 3rd party that she is on holiday for a fortnight Thanks for the heads up on that one.
:)At least yours turned up
To be fair, ours never does that.
Although she has broken so much stuff, it's unbelievable. But she's trustworthy (apart from breakages) and doesn't seem to mind our 4 dogs, so swings and roundabouts I guess.
We must have the same cleaner. About as reliable as an unreliable thing in a world that rewards unreliability.At least yours turned up
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
Trying to decide on a Luxo-Barge that will fit into my garage. Jaguar XJs are good cars arent they ?
I'm heading out today and I know I'll end up in a jewellers looking for something for SWMBO. What do I pull from the collection to wear in case there's a WIS amongst the staff?
Which car to drive today.
I can't find the power cable for my watch winder.
You let the maid charge her phone while on duty?
Dominos no longer offer a stuffed sausage and mustard crust on their Pizzas. Disappointing to say the least.
My new wallet arrived (see other thread) - Bellroy 'element pocket'.
I think I prefer my old (Mulberry, traditional foldy) one.
Ffs.
;)
Our old Land Rover (Discovery) is more comfortable than our brand new Defender 110.
I thought we were going to have to choose, but we've just kept them both instead.
Don't want to get the Aston dirty.
An absolutely stunning woman sat opposite me on the tube this morning. However it meant I could no longer admire the reflection of my Deepsea D - Blue in the window as the stupid bint was in the way. I'm still fuming.....
I appear to have developed an allergy to lobster.
4G on O2 has arrived where I work, but not where I live. Really frustrating.
Work longer hours and take advantage
I bought creme fraiche with Italian herbs yesterday rather than the plain variety. Dinner was ruined!
My kedgeree was a bit light on cayenne pepper and I only had one bit of egg in it and the yolk had disappeared.
You lost me there. Was the help not available? Your not allowing them summer holidays are you?
I specifically asked for a natural redhead, the 22 year old that turned up had died hers red from blonde, last time I ever use Elite Escorts.
My tea at work tasted out of sorts this morning, and subsequently found out it was made with a wretched Typhoo Teabag rather than the Arya First Flush Darjeeling that I put the time and effort into sourcing specially from the Canton Tea Co.
Do I look like the bloody Aga Cleaner or something???
New office girl may not last the week as a result......
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