Quote Originally Posted by grey View Post
That sort of unnecessary shock ^^^^^^ can ruin my day.

Yesterday I was driving to an appointment and a sign on the motorway said 'Delays expected until May'.

I thought 'Crikey, I'm supposed to be there at twelve'.

But is was all a big fib. I was only delayed for twenty minutes, but I turned up very shaken.

As it was they still had plenty of haddock, but had run out of fishcakes.
Very good