Good question.Originally Posted by robert75
I suppose you could call it black humor.
"a form of humor that regards human suffering as absurd rather than pitiable, or that considers human existence as ironic and pointless but somehow comic."
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/black-humor
"A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?”
"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?""
"A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, “I want to call my little baby Ellie.”
Nurse replies, “I’m sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?”
"A man walks into a shop and sees a very handsome dog. He asks the shop assistant, “Does your dog bite?”
“No, my dog doesn’t bite.”
The man happily tries to pet the dog, but the dog attacks him viciously. A little later he stumbles to the shop clerk, “Hey, you said your dog doesn’t bite!”
The shop clerk shrugs, “He doesn’t. But that wasn’t my dog.”"
Man buys an absurdly expensive watch thinking he would get good customer service, only to find he got JLCed.
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