I used to cook all kind of stuff but as old age creeps I became more grumpier and lazy (read "busy"). Right now if I have guests I instruct them to bring their own popcorn. However I do have a recipe and it takes about 5 min.

1 T-bone (large)
1 glass of red wine
1 can of beans in tomato juice
6-pack of Stella

Take a large fry pan and leave it to high heat a few seconds. Put the t-bone and flip it 1-2 times. Pour the wine and continue to flip until the meat has the desired color or/and the wine evaporated. Meanwhile in a separate pot heat the beans. Pop up the Stella and add some pickles (if you have).

I would say it's 5 mins well spent. :D