Fist Of Fur - Bruce Lee trains as a massuer.
True Git - an old man falls off a horse.
Fist Of Fur - Bruce Lee trains as a massuer.
Tie Bandits
Sartorial caper directed by Terry Gilliam.
Moo - Cloned bovines in outer space drama
Requiem For A Ream - eco-sustainability drama lamenting loss of trees
Loud Atlas - geography drama - a talking book
Prime - four friends search through time for the ultimate number
Tar Wars - the evil empire use light sabres to finish road surfaces to perfection
Death WIS - Forum member drama concerning a life and death hunt for a ceramic Daytona
Suicide Quad - so you think you can go down to just four watches... (a horror movie obviously)
Meet The Focker - forum get together of banned members (guest appearance by OutstretchedArse)
Spit - director M. Night Shyamalan returns with the usual supernatural gobbing tale of mystery
From Here To Eternit - the story of five unemployed Sheffield roofers looking for new materials.
Goodfella - Henry Hill goes it alone in this comedy classic
The Tailor of Panam - Skullduggery in the uniform department of a major airline.
The Expendable - Documentary feature about Bruce Willis' ridiculous salary demands.
The Pink Panter - Society thief in credibility shortfall after red jeans in hot wash blunder
James Cagney plays a Chicago hoodlum struck down with a dose of crabs in The Pubic Enemy
How to Teal a Million - Audrey Hepburn stars in this caper about painting a million dollar statue a bright bluey-green.
Arriva - hyper intelligent aliens travel millions of light years instantaneously in a fantastically advance space ship only to land in Birmingham by mistake and have to catch a delayed Sunday bus service to London.
Sausage Part - documentary following male porn stars as they audition.
Drag me to HLL - an everyday story about someone who really didn't want to fly to Australia.
Rugstore Cowboy - Matt Dillon raids Carpet Warehouse
Julie Christie as Bathsheba Everdene, has to choose between three accountants in Far From The Adding Crowd.
The Seventh Sea
Mash-up of The Cruel Sea and The Seventh Seal. As bad as it sounds. Avoid.
Peed -- woman (Sandra Bullock) can't get off a bus to use the toilet & the inevitable occurs.
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Jim.
The Lob - Steve McQueen as a Wimbledon jelly salesman.
Sider-Man - Peter Parker successfully convinces everyone that he's not a superhero by taking the p out of himself
The Blair Itch Project -
A group of campers take on Mosquitos with horrifying results.
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T - a clown climbs out of the sewers for scones and jam at The Ritz
Ring me the head of Alfredo Garcia
A campanologists' tour of Mexico turns murderous with hilarious results.
The Outlaw Josey Ales - Sequel where he starts a microbrewery
The Life of Bran. A cereal spanning three decades.
F.T.F.A.
Slight modification, if I may, and apologies to the OP. How about altering one letter of a movie title?
I Spit on your Gravy - Starring Gordon Ramsey where the famous chef ridicules a pub lunch?
The Bi Blue - Documentary about Chelsea player who is the First in the Premier League to come out
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Tar Wars...
A lighthearted observational documentary charting the day-to-day lives of honest traveling folk doing an honest days work whilst pitched against each other to gain ultimate supremacy over the local [at the time] driveway/roofing market. In addition to exploring their rich cultural heritage, contributions to society and family life.
Back Panther - Shockingly bad remake of the Lion King, but without songs.
Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Sol - A Star Wars Story.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, The Empire and the Rebel Alliance fight for control of Mexican beer distribution.
Blue Brothers. Musical Smurfs rip-off with Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi.
Blues Brother. Harrowing drama about coping with loss, starring Dan Ackroyd.
Where Eagles Are - Richard Burton narrates a nature documentary filmed in Austrian Alps
Ice Cold in Ale - Man drowns in cold beer after traversing the deserts of North Africa (almost the same as the original)
Witless - Harrison Ford as hapless policeman who can't work out what to do with / to Kelly McGillis (almost the same as the original)
Hat - A career criminal and veteran cop compete for the best cranial coverage.
T - aliens don't exist
Diller Killer - herbal massacres
The Thin. Kurt Russell in an Antarctic based look at supermodel diets.
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Las Tango in Paris - a comedic view, through the eyes of a Spaniard, of a French tanning studio.
Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
Friedrich Nietzsche