Reply With QuoteThat is quite funny...made me chuckle.
You have to laugh:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296
So clever my foot fell off.
That is quite funny...made me chuckle.
Well that's the funniest thing I've read all year!
Oh, and in the spirit of sharing, my worst date was many years ago. I was on a lads holiday in Faliraki. Met a lady in a night club and arranged to meet up the next day. She wasn't a small lady and 15 years my senior but I thought, why not?
Next day, I turned up at our agreed bar. She was already there, dressed from head to toe in the Hull FC strip. I mean the lot. Top, shorts, even the shin high woolen socks, (it was 40 degrees plus). It was like having lunch with Peter Beardsley.
Well, they are past their second date - so it worked for them.
Cant see whats so unusual about this - after all we've all done it at some time or another.
Something to tell the grandchildren
😳. Can't say I've ever felt the need to chuck my log out the window .Originally Posted by Velorum
Reminds me of “Dan’s Big Log”.
Pwooooor!!!!
Pa ha ha…. That's hilarious…. What was it like make beautiful love to this beast in a Hull kit?
You haven't lived
I had a partially sited date once…. I was in a play, she was in the audience (liked what she saw!!!) and one of her mates said I should go out on a date with her….
I took her to see dances with with wolves (intermission and everything). She was very pretty, but, was suffering real trauma and kept weeping as her mum who was a raging alcoholic had just been done for drink driving and home life was a mess and she wasn't coping…. That was one intense date…. Didnt have the nerve to repeat the excercise…
She could have saved herself a lot of trouble and just hidden it in his watch drawer.
Taking Worzelling to a whole new level
Read this whilst eating my breakfast, neatly choked on my corn flakes!
Makes you wonder whether 'doing a Pertwee' is becoming more mainstream especially on first dates.
As I'm now back on the market I have made a note of this.
Reminiscent of :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aikg6OP3jwU
Staged or what ?
B
You say like, but how drunk were you?
M.
Reminded me of this classic scene
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hRgpo1HuMM8
I love the fact that the picture was taken knowing full well how social media are going to go crazy for it
Indeed.
No wish to.smear her reputation, but it wasn't Hu Flung Dung again was it.
Swipe right - marriage material that one!
That must have been like a King Kong's thumb is she couldn't get it to flush, I bet she had a backside like a ripped out fireplace after that. EEEooow!
A real life Dumb and Dumber
Wonder if there's a second date planned?
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Reminds me of dumb and dumber without the window.
This thread has become hilariously bad
Took her to a "chicken restaurant " too! 007 stand aside!
( Didn't know chickens ran "restaurants"....)
What could be worse...? Having it reported in pidgin English on the BBC.
Woman wan troway poo-poo, come trap for window
Woman wey take her hand, pack her poo-poo comot di toilet of man wey she dey friend because ''e no gree flush'' enter trouble, after she go try collect di poo-poo back.
The woman wey dey learn gymnastics, just start to waka with Bristol student, Liam Smith, for di first time, when she take fear troway di poo-poo comot for window.
Instead make di thing land for garden, di poo-poo come jam between two windows wey no dey open wide.
Di lady decide to carry her thing back; she use head enter the small space wey di poo-poo bin dey, but na so she come trap for there, and trouble start.
Mr Smith say im no get choice but to call fire service make dem help remove di girl, along with her poo-poo.
Now, im don dey try raise money to repair di windows wey break, so e write all di tori for inside one University of Bristol crowd funding page.
Mr Smith write say: ''I go one Tinder (social media app) waka with di woman and we end up for di house wey l dey share. Di evening waka nice; we eat for one popular chicken restaurant, drink beer small, and then we end up for my house, where we continue to dey drink wine and watch movie."
Im say di woman go im toilet and when she return, she begin dey shake, as she tell am wetin she do.
The toilet window dey open but another window dey block am, and na only one small gap dey separate dem.
Before Mr Smith fit run go look for hammer, di woman don climb with her head first. Na so she come jam, hook for there.
Im say ''...after di fire brigade show, dem surprise with wetin dem see but dem organise themselves."
The woman no get any wound, after di firemen pull am out, but di bathroom window don spoil finish.''
So far, Mr Smith don raise more than £1200 to repair im window.
Dis amount pass di original target of £200 wey im bin dey find, so im and di woman don agree to give some of di money to charities dem.
Di woman no wan come out, show face for media, but Mr Smith say im don meet her since di thing happen and ''we know no wetin fit happen for future."
KFC? 😉
Nando's
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What could be worse...? Having it reported in pidgin English on the BBC.Oh, well found.
From the picture it wasn't even that big.
I'm calling shenanigans.
Contrived perhaps, certainly seems a bizarre thing for her to attempt to do.
Indeed and why would you call the press afterwards
Reminds me of that section on The Word called "I'd do anything to get on t.v."
Oh forget it, what can I add that hasn’t been said before, oh yes staged comes to mind
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