I want one of those fancy Ghanaian coffins in the shape of a Z566M Nixie tube, doused liberally with Bruichladdich and wired up to a bunch of pyrotechnics so that when 170 Volts is shoved up it the whole lot goes up like Vesuvius and is reduced to a cinder in a matter of minutes all to the tune of I Zimbra by Talking Heads.