Things you'll never understand

[Maysie]

If I had my time again I’d take a career in marketing or UX and do absolutely nothing Mon-Fri.

Its a pretty tough gig.
Sitting around in a multi-coloured 'pod' listening to your tunes on a Mac while slowly sipping endless frappalattechino's and playing ping-pong.

[wileeeeeey]

Its a pretty tough gig.
Sitting around in a multi-coloured 'pod' listening to your tunes on a Mac while slowly sipping endless frappalattechino's and playing ping-pong.

Don’t forget the regional weekly Salesforce closed won report so they can go in, edit the opportunity, attach a marketing campaign youve never heard of to closed won new business deals and give themselves high fives when showing leadership £X / Y% of new business deals came directly as a result of the marketing teams hard work.

[Passenger]

Don’t forget the regional weekly Salesforce closed won report so they can go in, edit the opportunity, attach a marketing campaign youve never heard of to closed won new business deals and give themselves high fives when showing leadership £X / Y% of new business deals came directly as a result of the marketing teams hard work.

Success has many Fathers, failure on the other hand an orphan.

[wileeeeeey]

Success has many Fathers, failure on the other hand an orphan.

As my cousins in Eire would say, nothing but a bunch of hures.