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So we're going to see the next PRS-10 batch with Breguet movements (now that you're THAT rich).
Just made my first international breakthrough.
I might be wearing the white suit on the Argentine after all. :DDear Seller,
Am Marvin Samuel for SMALL SCALE BIZ MERCHANT LTD.We deals with all kinds of materials home and abroad.So we will like like to buy some of your product our company here in Nigeria,newly open and have to be equipped,and we see your product as one of the best after several verification to our taste.
And our payment method will be by check due to we might be buying in Bulk/Large.
So we making inquiry about some of your product..
Thanks.
Best Regards..
SMALL SCALE BIZ MERCHANT LTD
Marvin Samuel...
Eddie
Whole chunks of my life come under the heading "it seemed like a good idea at the time".
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So we're going to see the next PRS-10 batch with Breguet movements (now that you're THAT rich).
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I can spot a spelling mistake !
Shouldn't that be "Small Scale Jiz Merchant Ltd" :twisted:
:D :DOriginally Posted by catflem
Paul
GOT...TO...KILL...CAPTAIN STUPID!
Be careful Eddie, some really odd things go on with anything related to Nigeria mate! Get the cash in your hands before doing anything at all!Originally Posted by swanbourne
Originally Posted by Skipper
Get out! Really??
This is tongue-in-cheek (or taking the p*ss) isn't it? :lol:Originally Posted by Skipper
Originally Posted by blue-dread
Lets hope so!!!!!! :|
Very cool - an international buy-out - you really have hit the big time!
:lol:
On a similar theme, I just received this :? :
FROM THE DESK OF PROFESSOR. CHARLES C.SOLUDO
EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN)
OUR REF: CBN/OHG/OXD1/2009
YOUR REF:.................
TELEX: CENBANK.
PAYMENT FILE: CBN/BEN/09.
Attn: Honorable Contractor /Beneficiary,
CBN DEBT PAYMENT NOTICE OF YOUR FUNDS.
My name is Professor. Charles C. Soludo the Executive Governor Of The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and the Executive Chairman of E.C.D.R".
I discovered that your name and email address (in the Central Computer among the list of unpaid contractors, inheritance next of kin and lotto beneficiaries
that was originated from Africa ( Nigerian Government),Europe, Asia Plus Middle east, Americans) among the list of individuals and companies that your unpaid
fund has been located to a suspense account. Your name appeared among the beneficiaries who will receive a part-payment of $9.million (Nine Million
Dollars) and has been approved already for Payment. yesterday two foreigners (Mr. Tim Parker and Mr.Rowland Gulf) visited my office in your stead to inform
me that they are your Representatives from United State, whom you send to collecting your Funds for you.
We in this Bank do not understand why you sent these men to come and Collect your Funds on your behalf. If actually you want them to help
you Collect your Inheritance/Contract Bill Sum, at least you should have informed me as the Executive Governor of this Bank. They actually tendered some
Vital Documents which Proved that you actually sent them for the collection of this Funds. Honestly, it really baffles me that you took such decision without
my consent. Here are the Document which they tendered to this Bank today:
1. LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION.
2. HIGH COURT INJUNCTION.
3. ORDER TO RELEASE.
Actually, these Documents which they tendered to this Noble Bank is a clear Proof that you sent them to Collect this Funds for you.Finally, I
told them to come back tomorrow morning and they promised to come back. As the Governor of this Noble Bank, I was supposed to Release this Funds
to them but I refused to do so because I wanted to hear from you first.
Due to the Nature of my job, I will not want to make any mistake in Releasing this Funds to anyone except you whom is the Recognized
Bonafide Beneficiary to this Funds. Kindly clarify us on this issue before we make this Payment to these foreigners whom came on your behalf. In receipt of
this confidential Letter, you are required to call this Bank immediately you receive this Confidential Letter.
OFFICIALLY SIGNED.
PROF. CHARLES C. SOLUDO.
GOVERNOR CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
This time next year Rodney........ :bigsmurf:
I though they had stopped sending out this C**p
Bugger Me - I got a letter similar to that from Nat West Bank
It said you have no money in your account so I'm going to charge you loads of brass for fuck all because we forgot to transfer a couple of DD's to your new current account :(
They'll never stop - there are still some people gullible enough to fall for it.I though they had stopped sending out this C**p
I will see if I can find the link, but somewhere there is a chap who specialises in extracting cash from scammers...
He really goes to town on them, I seem to recall one incident where the scammer was invited to join a church (so he could receive some funds) by painting his chest red. He then sent the "Church" some $$$$ for his membership.
Priceless.
-Tim
http://www.419eater.com/ - this could be what you're thinking of.
Classic :twisted:
Nothing wrong with this deal at all, in fact I've been lucky enough to benefit from such deals in the past.
All I had to do was to send of £50,000 to a Nigerain Bank account and I got $100,000,000 back the next week :wink:
I have now booked my space flight with Richard Branson on the Virgin Shuttle. It only cost me £20,000 so if any of you guys fancy a trip Sir Richard said I can take a few friends with me.
I'd be happy to trade places on the shuttle for an LV or Pan, on the condition I get the watch first, because there is no garauntee that you would wanna come back from space.
This offer is only open to the first 10 members who PM me.
Nice link Seabadger,
I've never heard of scam baiting before but if I had the time spare I would certainly add it to my hobbies!
Scumbags
Dangerous. Once you give them your address... It is a hobby of some daring individuals though.