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    Anyone fancy a Penis ?


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    Re: Anyone fancy a Penis ?

    Size?

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    Re: Anyone fancy a Penis ?

    i have a polex at home :lol:

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    Re: Anyone fancy a Penis ?

    It's a Renis.

    Dirty boy! :lol:
    Cheers,
    Neil.

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    Re: Anyone fancy a Penis ?

    It's nearly 2 'o' cock on that one :D
    Cheers

    Simon



    Ralph Waldo Emerson: We ask for long life, but 'tis deep life, or noble moments that signify. Let the measure of time be spiritual, not mechanical.

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    Re: Anyone fancy a Penis ?

    I like that but it seems I am just suffering from Renis envy, so not to worry.

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    Re: Anyone fancy a Penis ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bionic Man

    If you have just aquired it then I hope you've cleaned the cheese off the back. :D

    Dave.

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    Re: Anyone fancy a Penis ?

    [quote=millie-mail]
    Quote Originally Posted by "Bionic Man":5upyuwg0

    If you have just aquired it then I hope you've cleaned the cheese off the back. :D

    Dave.[/quote:5upyuwg0]



    No its not for me, i would prefer a larger penis than that one as i can imagine its a little small for me, in a totally none homo,faggot ,gay way :D
    Not that i have anything against homo's just dont like to walk on the same side of the street as them :D

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    Re: Anyone fancy a Penis ?

    Its a damn sight better looking than mine..... :?

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    Re: Anyone fancy a Penis ?

    was going to say that I had my hands on one recently and it just didnt feel right.........but I wont.

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    Re: Anyone fancy a Penis ?

    ...and it's got knobs on....

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    Re: Anyone fancy a Penis ?

    LOL some great lines lads :lol: :lol:

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    Re: Anyone fancy a Penis ?

    Just keep that well away from my Arsa !



    Dave

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    Re: Anyone fancy a Penis ?

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Re: Anyone fancy a Penis ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Panofsky
    Just keep that well away from my Arsa !



    Dave

    That looks like a very clean arsa to me !

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    Re: Anyone fancy a Penis ?




    Got one thanks. :wink:
    F.T.F.A.

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