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    Quote Originally Posted by no.3
    superintendent(manager) of a book repository for oxford uni
    Is that the Bod' or the unit at Osney? Or can't you say?

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    Shift operations supervisor in the oil industry.Have a great team of up to 15 who run about 1/3 of the largest refinery in the uk.

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    Ex gasser (anaesthetist) turned beer maker. :drunken: :drunken: Really.

    :)

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    Switchgear Design and Development Manager, I run a small product development team in an electrical switchgear manufacturer.
    We specialise is bespoke equipment for the oil and gas / process industries.

    It doesn't sound too exciting but every day's a schoolday, seemingly endless problem solving opportunities.

    Paul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brucey
    Ex gasser (anaesthetist) turned beer maker. :drunken: :drunken: Really.

    :)
    BRILLIANT! :lol: I love it .... :D

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    Mechanical designer, within the oil and gas industry. Developing intelligent pipeline inspection vehicles. (pigs :snorting: )

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    Re: What is your job...?

    Quote Originally Posted by jonnymorris
    Quote Originally Posted by Nealywheelie
    Coach driver, but becoming more interested in the ''Fluffing'' industry. Any jobs out there.....?
    Just to clarify so you know what you might get yourself into...

    A fluffer is a hired member of the crew of a pornographic movie whose role on the set is to sexually arouse the male participants prior to the filming of scenes.

    Still interested?
    Errrrr uuuuuummmmm......,nah fink i'll stay as I am. But thanks for the rundown.
    Cheers,
    Neal.

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    Hey lads, why don't we have a TZ job swap category here. One of you guys say, could drive my coach & you would let me fly your helicopter, or let me loose in your office where I could tell your secretary to make me a nice cup of tea...etc....etc, you get the idea. Over to you!
    Cheers, Neal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brucey
    Ex gasser (anaesthetist) turned beer maker. :drunken: :drunken: Really.

    :)
    This reminds me of a friend who is an orthopaedic surgeon... he's been talking of chucking it all in and going off to brew organic beer for some time now... :drunken: :drunken: Really!

    Is it something they're putting in the tea?

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    Surveyor, hopefully chartered within the next month as I am sitting my APC on the 14th :?

    Deal with commercial property nationwide, for my employer and private clients.

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    Re: What is your job...?

    Quote Originally Posted by studs
    Quote Originally Posted by brucey
    Ex gasser (anaesthetist) turned beer maker. :drunken: :drunken: Really.
    This reminds me of a friend who is an orthopaedic surgeon... he's been talking of chucking it all in and going off to brew organic beer for some time now...
    Strangely enough, I'm a beer analyst, and I'm happy to work for expenses only (TZ-UK rates) :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nealywheelie
    Hey lads, why don't we have a TZ job swap category here. One of you guys say, could drive my coach & you would let me fly your helicopter, or let me loose in your office where I could tell your secretary to make me a nice cup of tea...etc....etc, you get the idea. Over to you!
    Cheers, Neal.

    I am sure Del will let you loose doing some 'Fluffing' on him for a while :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scottishtrunkmonkey
    Quote Originally Posted by BigD
    Consultant Ginger Beer (Subsea)
    Thats rhyming slang for queer, right? :lol:
    You know what they say about contractors...

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    Well My handle kind of gives it away Boeing-777 Senior First Officer been looking at the scarebus sorry Airbus but anything French made or co-designed plus that aircraft flies You and not the other way around as it should be.Only fly about 3-4 trips per month due to a serious back injury to those currently unemployed My heart goes out to You was a home hubby for about 5 years before i got My breakthrough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "no.3":2mj9tbcw
    superintendent(manager) of a book repository for oxford uni
    Is that the Bod' or the unit at Osney? Or can't you say?

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    it,s not either of those,but a repository that houses about 2 million of the bods books about 5 miles outside oxford,unfortunatley can,t tell you the exact location

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    Architectural visualisations, currently unemployed..., anyone need their loft extension visualised? :)


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    Quote Originally Posted by JC180
    Surveyor, hopefully chartered within the next month as I am sitting my APC on the 14th :?

    Deal with commercial property nationwide, for my employer and private clients.
    No worries, just don't forget your tape measure....

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    Im in the glamourous world of comercial diving.A dive in sewage anybody...anybody

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    Highway Design Engineer.
    Design and supervise construction of major highway projects.
    No, I don't do speed humps or potholes...... :twisted:

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    Did you do St George's Bridge roundabout in Doncaster? It's plain daft. I'd rather drive the five extra miles to avoid it.

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    I consider myself a Professional Underachiever!

    Grade 8 musician at 15 and university places offered but shunned all of that in seach of office boredom in a Bank Head Office....... get me out!!!

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    :drunken: i forgot

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    Re: What is your job...?

    Quote Originally Posted by Boeingdriver
    Well My handle kind of gives it away Boeing-777 Senior First Officer been looking at the scarebus sorry Airbus but anything French made or co-designed plus that aircraft flies You and not the other way around as it should be.Only fly about 3-4 trips per month due to a serious back injury to those currently unemployed My heart goes out to You was a home hubby for about 5 years before i got My breakthrough.
    :love4: mmm....air hostesses.... lucky chap :)

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    I'm an undecided quitter but am seriously considering whether or not to do something else.

    JK

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    Full Time Dreamer*







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    A bit of this, a bit of that and some of the other :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamdring
    Did you do St George's Bridge roundabout in Doncaster? It's plain daft. I'd rather drive the five extra miles to avoid it.
    That sounds like a perfect congestion reduction scheme... :twisted: :twisted:

    But no, unfortunately.

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    Professional Trolley Dolly :D





    ...but currently undergoing intensive re-training to become a Grumpy Old Git thanks to the current management regime :twisted:

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    HM prison service.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taz666
    HM prison service.
    What you in for.... ??

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    Motorcycle dealer.Another one who couldve done better :(

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    I'm a business administrator for one of the mobile phone networks

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    Re: What is your job...?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dibetu
    Quote Originally Posted by SShaw
    Quote Originally Posted by n1ckt001
    Quote Originally Posted by SShaw
    I'm an aerodynamicist, currently working on R&D in the UK wing design office of the worlds largest commercial airline manufacturer.
    Filton? Flight Physics?
    Shouldn't really say, in case its viewd as promoting the companies products.
    No need to promote Boeing here... :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :D wishful thinking.
    ah ah, not this year daniel, reverse the order!
    i'm in wing structures, on the other side of the road (literally). unless you have a commercial aircraft to fix, i'm not really advertising anything. and i quit the job friday anyway :D

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    Re: What is your job...?

    Quote Originally Posted by jonnymorris
    Quote Originally Posted by Nealywheelie
    Coach driver, but becoming more interested in the ''Fluffing'' industry. Any jobs out there.....?
    Just to clarify so you know what you might get yourself into...

    A fluffer is a hired member of the crew of a pornographic movie whose role on the set is to sexually arouse the male participants prior to the filming of scenes.

    Still interested?
    Just so that all you would be "Fluffers" are aware, "Fluffing" is now a dying occupation, since the advent of the little blue tablet "Viagra" there is now no need for the "Fluffer"

    Oh, nearly forgot, my job, I am a Viagra salesman, its hard work but someone has to do it................ :D :D :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by studs
    Quote Originally Posted by brucey
    Ex gasser (anaesthetist) turned beer maker. :drunken: :drunken: Really.

    :)
    This reminds me of a friend who is an orthopaedic surgeon... he's been talking of chucking it all in and going off to brew organic beer for some time now... :drunken: :drunken: Really!

    Is it something they're putting in the tea?
    He should do it - but I bet a lot of money that he won't. It takes a lot to leave the security of putting your medical degree to use in the nash. I know lots of medics who pontificate about what whacky career they're going to puruse - very few do in reality, so the tea ain't strong enough ;) Lots of my mates are consultants now and it's just too late. Fortunately I made the move young.

    :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunner
    Quote Originally Posted by JC180
    Surveyor, hopefully chartered within the next month as I am sitting my APC on the 14th :?

    Deal with commercial property nationwide, for my employer and private clients.
    No worries, just don't forget your tape measure....
    Its all lasers nowadays, so much easier and more accurate. Not cheap though at around £450 (for the one I have anyway) thats about the cost of a half decent watch :roll:

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    Retired Mechanical Designer.

    Dave

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    Mechanics & Structures Design Engineer in Pro Audio Industry....
    I'll be Tired until I'll be Re-Tired :mrgreen:

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    Retired. And much the happier for it. :)
    Best Regards - Peter

    I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.

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    I play in the orchestra at the Gothenburg Opera - see if you can guess which instrument......

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    Quote Originally Posted by oboegeoff
    I play in the orchestra at the Gothenburg Opera - see if you can guess which instrument......
    Gothenburg?

    Easy then



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    I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharky
    Accountant for a well known mobile phone network.

    Mark

    Orange then LOL

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    another number cruncher here

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    Business Development Manager, for NYSE.

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    Bartender. Currently working in Norway.

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    Bartender too!
    Melbourne, Australia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by langtoft lad
    Professional Trolley Dolly :D





    ...but currently undergoing intensive re-training to become a Grumpy Old Git thanks to the current management regime :twisted:
    That reminds me.... Love this sketch .....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inLH6AfnKiM

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonzo697
    Non-stop dancer.
    are you John Stitch? :lol: :lol: :lol:

    regards

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    Re: What is your job...?

    Quote Originally Posted by Revolvingjones
    Quote Originally Posted by jonnymorris
    Quote Originally Posted by Nealywheelie
    Coach driver, but becoming more interested in the ''Fluffing'' industry. Any jobs out there.....?
    Just to clarify so you know what you might get yourself into...

    A fluffer is a hired member of the crew of a pornographic movie whose role on the set is to sexually arouse the male participants prior to the filming of scenes.

    Still interested?
    Just so that all you would be "Fluffers" are aware, "Fluffing" is now a dying occupation, since the advent of the little blue tablet "Viagra" there is now no need for the "Fluffer"

    Oh, nearly forgot, my job, I am a Viagra salesman, its hard work but someone has to do it................ :D :D :D

    Does it get harder ... ?? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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    Quote Originally Posted by oboegeoff
    I play in the orchestra at the Gothenburg Opera - see if you can guess which instrument......
    So that would be the flute then :D :D

    You must be popular when they do Peter and Wolf :wink:

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