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Weirdly, I'm really enjoying this thread!
No, we had Grappa afterwards. Lots of them, in fact.
Weirdly, I'm really enjoying this thread!
Colin is very important, but Vienna? This means nothing to me.
I got stuck in traffic once... In my Honda!
I know, i shouldn't boast, but what can you do? it's a true story.
We called her Doris, we called all wimmin Doris as they didn't usually stick around long enough for us to bother learning their names. Same as the lads in Auf Wiedersehen Pet called the Germans Eric.If it is the same Doris who I once knew.... aaahhhhhh.
Hmmmm second bombshell today, makes you think?
Has anyone ever posted a poll asking whether they should post a poll?
I vote no.Has anyone ever posted a poll asking whether they should post a poll?
In any case, all the important polls have already been done...
http://forum.tz-uk.com/showthread.ph...-norks-or-buns
http://forum.tz-uk.com/showthread.ph...eptable-dinner
Hmm, 2 polls I've not yet voted on.
Now the question is, should I click on link 1 first or link 2?
Beans on toast for dinner is one thing, obliging one's wife to admit to the world that beans on toast are eaten as dinner in the family home is something else.
There's a chap who also drinks in our local who's known as Honda John I don't think he owns a Colin scouse or otherwise, he's also known as John the gardener, Honda John that is not Scouse Colin, that would be most strange. John the gardener or Honda John should you rather has also been referred to in my presence as Jimmy Savile for some reason.
I see some enjoyed looking out of my window and perhaps you'll enjoy
Honda of unknown type
Window of my world sans Honda
Alan Bennett used to go on about Joyce in Dublin and Brenda in Colchester, Wouldn't it be amazing if he knew 'your' Doris as well?
Just realised I've photos of both their watches on my phone
Just making a cup of tea now
That's astonishing. I mentioned in post #23 that my mum used to call me Eric.
Could my mum have thought I was German?
If anyone knows, she knows
In the post was a recall for my Honda.
I was the only kid at Hollingwood Junior School in jodhpurs and jackboots. It all begins to make sense now.
Do you think I could sell the piano wire on SC? I heff, sorry, have, several hunert metres left.
Our Sebo is 7 years old, every so often we have to change the dust bag.
I asked him this afternoon and I'm happy to report it didn't have any advisories at all! I hope that the cliffhanger wasn't too tense for everyone.
How does he go on if he's at school?
Honda of unknown type
That's not like any Honda I recognise. Where are its wheels?
Are you posting pics of fake Hondas?
That won't go down well on here.
Mom says I shouldn't talk to Germans as they have a habit of creating trouble.
Is that you, Hermann? Funnily enough I'm posting this from an Indian restaurant that has a sodding great welcome sign flanked by two swastikas. Small world.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
I've run out of milk
Hello, old stick, how about ein 'selfie' at the restaurant to show the rest of ze boys in the beck room?
My wife has Alpro coconut milk in her coffee. Horrible stuff.
Another amazing coincidence. That's exactly what grandma said she told mum. This is turning into a really spooky thread.
Before I go, a fashion tip. Brown shirts are this season's new bleck.
My mother's milkman was called Frank. He'd been married before. I don't know if he delivered coconut milk though.
That stuff is rank.
Tell her to try Goat's milk, it's a great alternative to cow's' milk and has the added benefit of tasting, well, like milk
I've only ever heard my Mum swear once, and that was when I told her my German ex was divorcing me, her comment was (she was 85 at the time) 'Fecking Germans they bombed my school and now there giving me more grief'. I'm undecided on how I shall vote referendum I always was pro Europe.
There's a chap who also drinks in our local who's known as Honda John I don't think he owns a Colin scouse or otherwise, he's also known as John the gardener, Honda John that is not Scouse Colin, that would be most strange. John the gardener or Honda John should you rather has also been referred to in my presence as Jimmy Savile for some reason.
I see some enjoyed looking out of my window and perhaps you'll enjoy
Honda of unknown type
Window of my world sans Honda
I've got an airbag in my car as well, it says Hi !
Are you sure that your mother's milkman wasn't South African? Hermann?
I anticipated your request and took a photo but I have to apologise for the fact that it isn't a selfie. That's Colin Patel in the photo - lovely chap but he does drink his own bath water.
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You have reached the end of the internet.
Someone who lies about the little things will lie about the big things too.
Honda of unknown type
You Sir, are a cad and bounder and aren't called Colin, you are the kind of cad and bounder, not called Colin who feels free to play fast and loose with another's reputation. And, and thats just not Cricket. You Sir, the cad and bounder not called Colin should consider yourself slapped on the face and the gauntlet thrown down.
You Sir, the cad and bounder not called Colin I demand an apology or satisfaction on the field of honour.
We also have a Sebo not 7 years old though, its 3 I think but we did call him Colin, here he is...
Having some toast
^ I've already had mine today.
Actually there's a third, you'd think i was making this stuff up...
My sister in-law was one of the dancers in the latest Honda HR-V advert.
If i think of any more i think i'll keep them to myself from now on.
I think i might have a Jaffa Cake.
What a place for a reunion. Where is it? East Acton? Poona? Give me a bit of notice and I could enlist the help of Matron Todt here at Sunnyside; we'd soon have the other inmates running up a 'Welcome home, flyboys from the staffel' banner to match the one Colin made.Are you sure that your mother's milkman wasn't South African? Hermann?
I anticipated your request and took a photo but I have to apologise for the fact that it isn't a selfie. That's Colin Patel in the photo - lovely chap but he does drink his own bath water.
I once knew a chap called Nicol, I think he was dyslexic.
Our Sebo is German.
My mam reckons our Colin is Chinese, but our Wang Chu isn't convinced. Our Hirohito doesn't get on with either of them, but that's northern families for you.
I don't have a Honda or a neighbour, but I do have a (business) partner called Colin, which is not his real name - but he prefers it to George ,which is not his real name either.
I once gave a pound coin to a chap called Colin from Lincoln, he was a bit of a pillock.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodrķguez
You should thank your lucky stars that he wasn't a Pollock.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
I've just sat down, prior to that I was standing up.
I might see Terry today who doesn't own a Honda.
That's just showing off.
It's my wife's birthday today, on my way to buy her flowers. Not sure what the chap who runs the flower place is called or what car he drives. I find out.
Someone who lies about the little things will lie about the big things too.
Don't forget to say thanks.
Maybe he's called Udo? Or Jürgen?
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