Paying firms with cash

[Wallasey Runner]

He’s put the price up from 35 to 38.50, clearly wants 40. I give a tenner at Christmas but that’s the limit.

When I’m fully bald I’ll find a Middle Eastern scalper and accept my fate. Round here you never know where they’re from, they all say they’re Turkish and you just have to go along with it.

Get a set of Braun clippers and do it yourself. I shaved my head today, took 10 mins and cost sod all. I think some of you guys are a bunch of tarts flaffing over your hair.

And paying the cost of a Rolex to have pubes implanted back on the top of your head is nuts. Man up and accept that a fine slap is the way ahead.