Just had my first mince pie of the season
Just had my first mince pie of the season
Why was I advised 4 weeks for replacement Omega paperwork/cards 8 weeks ago and have come home to an email to say another 2 weeks .Thats 10 weeks
Excellent :-)Originally Posted by burnsey66
I should have waited for the introduction before assuming my consultant's secretary was selling me something I didn't want and telling her to f**k right off
Johnny Evans isn't as good as he thinks he is ;)
z
When do I admit I've just bought another watch...?
Is it just me, or does anyone else practise lip reading by watching Babestation?
3 things:
1. I can't believe I actually watch X-Factor USA with interest. Slightly embarrassed about that.
2. Chloe Kardashain is a terrible host. Bad attitude, confrontational, irritating. She should pay more attention to Mario Lopez and pick up a few pointers (like, I dunno, be polite?)
3. Demi Lovado, or whatever her name is, is remarkably dense. It almost hurts when she speaks.
Wow... that felt... good.
a) XP takes an age to install on a PII laptop.
b) It runs surprisingly well in 192MB on said PII laptop.
c) The only thing that gives it problems on a PII are Javascript-heavy web pages, no matter what browser is being used. But this is not XP's fault. Interesting though.
Jonny Evans is yet to commit a foul in this entire Premier League season...
The referee is yet to penalise Johnny Evans for a foul. Ask Torres.
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Jim.
In a world where we normally bleat about poor service, today I was pleasantly surprised by the friendly, helpful staff at Starbucks, Charnock Richard services on the M6 northbound.
Just the little things that make a difference - like warming the honey (for my porridge) in warm water for me :)
z
I had a phone call from Eddie today
i didnt know that the easter island heads had bodies.
i am so behind with the news an ting.
I had to look that up.
Heads AND man boobs.
Awesome :-)
I really wish I wasn't so bad at "finding a safe place"
I think I am becoming a girl.
I thought I could handle my chillies, but last night eating a whole red one in a Thai curry has me jump out of my seat shouting "Jes** Chri**!".
It was the hottest thing I ever ate. And it hurt this morning also.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
Had a new bank card delivered today.
Why the feck is the little white panel on the back of the card so bleedin' small????
Insomnia sucks at times.
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
I still find it great everytime I listen to it:
I'm looking out of my office window at the sun setting in the stubble fields behind my house, but I feel really guilty about the fact that some parts of the country are being flooded and generally having a really awful time.
I can't do anything about it, but still feel bad watching the lovely golden afternoon sun here.
i have just had a 35 year old man in my office squealing like an irate stuck pig because i asked him to tidy his room.
older than me.
proper kevin teenage temper tantrum.
MAN UP.
Flat caps are so oafish in appearance
Why oh why have I decided to work today.........far top early
Why does the "express" bus take over an hour to go from Lowestoft bus station to Great Yarmouth? Just over 6 miles?
The wife comes home with 'Costa' Tassimo coffee disks instead of my usual Medium roast.... FFS, don't Mess with a mas coffee supply..... "I was just trying to be nice, you like Costa" .....Whathefunkever.......
Edit.... This should be in the 'moans' thread.... Thats what happens when you have to drink the wrong coffee....
Cheers..
Jase
Standing on 3" nail is also painfully stupid
It would be great if Mrs. MST and I just agreed not to buy each other Christmas gifts this year as it would save us both a lot of hassle, not to mention cash!
^ Does this make me a bad partner?
Brilliant Dire Straits theme too
The best version is on the live "Alchemy" double album.
Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.
Quite agree
I ate the humongous salt beef sandwich and potato latke that I bought to bring home to Mrs. MST this afternoon, that's in addition to my own...
Drinking at lunch time... what a half wit I am ...
Wife mixed me my first alcoholic drink of the year a little earlier. Big glass, half and half JD and coke... I instantly went blind in my right eye
You're supposed to raise the glass to your mouth...Wife mixed me my first alcoholic drink of the year a little earlier. Big glass, half and half JD and coke... I instantly went blind in my right eye
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
I am about to go and see a Jedward panto. Is there a helpline for this?
Pondering whether a man in my position should really be think about buying a Rolex on interest free credit over 3 years. The fact that I'm giving it so much consideration probably gives a pretty good indication of the answer to the question I've been asking myself over the last few weeks, oh well.
They don't like to be roasted before they're dead.
One word. Ocado
I knew that
They probably don't like to be dead-ed either.
I just had to go to "the other butchers" as our usual butcher was out of breakfast sausages and smoked back bacon...shhh, don't tell the missus who refuses to buy meat from there. I also felt like a bit of a tit asking for anything other than a duck, goose or turkey!
Oh and Shepperton High Street is like a war zone...
i need to get some cleaning done but am having a rather large dose of cant be bothered.
At work today but just nipped out for 45 minutes to get the missus some Christmas presents (because I really haven't been bothered to do ANY shopping this Christmas and I know she'll go to effort on my gifts).
I do this pretty much every Christmas Eve.
Still, gifts bought in 45 mins and I'm pretty happy with them. Nice and efficient as always. Result.
The other half keeps telling me that she hasn't bought me anything "exciting", I know we've got a 7 week old baby Daughter and I'm nearly 30 but I can't help feeling bloody disappointed already.
How selfish am I!?!?
I'm amazed how big the liver and kidneys of a rabbit are. We're having stew tonight but I'm looking forward to the innards, devilledon toast, for breakfast tomorrow.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
Maltesers, in sufficient quantities, don't half induce toothache.
Gray
19.30: Got kids to bed
19.45: Got kids to bed
20.00: Got kids to bed
20.15: Got kids to bed
20.30: Got kids to bed
20.45: Got kids to bed
21.00: Got kids to bed
21.15: Got kids to bed
...........5 minutes to go...
My 8 year old is the most excited he's ever been.
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