Reply With QuoteB'stard!Originally Posted by Shrimper
I'd much rather be doing that than sitting here (not) working.
(large huffy sigh)
In the office alone today and eating all the biscuits. I didn't buy them which makes them all the tastier
Respect the past, live the present, protect the future
B'stard!
I'd much rather be doing that than sitting here (not) working.
(large huffy sigh)
I am being forced to use a replacement mobile phone at the moment, that has none of my contacts stored in it.
Given that I grew up in an era of dial telephones and no moblie phones at all, why do I now stare in horror at the phone every time it rings and I can't see who's on the other end?
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Because CLI was one of those inventions that was genuinely an improvement in telecommunications! Like wide screen monitors, it was how it was always meant to be.
I can escape from a submerged capsized helicopter.
Fleetwood?
No. BOSIET training Aberdeen. Can't say I'd like to do it for real though.
I have just had to move my car from one side of my work building (aircraft hangar) to the other; a trip of about 300 yards. Because i would complete this at no more than 20 miles per hour i decided not to wear my seatbelt. And do you know what? The 'no seatbelt' alarm on my car (07 VW Passat) was beeping at exactly the same BPM and at the same time as the song on my CD player (ZZ Top - 'It's Too Easy Mañana').......................just sayin'!
It's my wife's birthday tomorrow and I've not bought her anything yet.........................shit is going to hit the fan tomorrow and I guess I better get the dog house ready!
It's before 11am the day before. Do you live in the western world?
just go already!
Well at least it will be a surprise if nothing else.
I think I'm in the Austrian branch of Black's Books.
Edit: and a fecking chihauha with a hoodie has just gone past.
Last edited by Carlton-Browne; 29th October 2012 at 14:19.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
Well, if you bump into Tamsin Greig then good luck. <envy>
Nick Clegg's jowls have really expanded, hanging low and out there. Has stress made him put on weight so fast?
Just conducted my first interviews from the other side.
I.e. interviewer, rather than interviewee.
Both were good candidates, with strengths in different areas. I'm happy to have either, but I do feel for the one that doesn't get it. I feel slightly duplicitous recommending one over the other.
Fortunately, the final decision goes to a colleague of mine, but he can be a bit of a cock.
z
Lib Dem liars?
Nope - that's not stress - that the effect of having a manifesto & not sticking to it.
(by getting into bed with a party with which it shares very little common ground)
z
Some interesting views on responsibility & disclosure in this thread.
http://forum.tz-uk.com/showthread.ph...-Damage-Advice
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Jim.
Badly-trained dog, dreadful curtains. Cat's arse.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
I should have waited for the introduction before assuming my consultant's secretary was selling me something I didn't want and telling her to f**k right off
Just had my first mince pie of the season
Why was I advised 4 weeks for replacement Omega paperwork/cards 8 weeks ago and have come home to an email to say another 2 weeks .Thats 10 weeks
Excellent :-)I should have waited for the introduction before assuming my consultant's secretary was selling me something I didn't want and telling her to f**k right off
Johnny Evans isn't as good as he thinks he is ;)
z
When do I admit I've just bought another watch...?
Is it just me, or does anyone else practise lip reading by watching Babestation?
3 things:
1. I can't believe I actually watch X-Factor USA with interest. Slightly embarrassed about that.
2. Chloe Kardashain is a terrible host. Bad attitude, confrontational, irritating. She should pay more attention to Mario Lopez and pick up a few pointers (like, I dunno, be polite?)
3. Demi Lovado, or whatever her name is, is remarkably dense. It almost hurts when she speaks.
Wow... that felt... good.
a) XP takes an age to install on a PII laptop.
b) It runs surprisingly well in 192MB on said PII laptop.
c) The only thing that gives it problems on a PII are Javascript-heavy web pages, no matter what browser is being used. But this is not XP's fault. Interesting though.
In a world where we normally bleat about poor service, today I was pleasantly surprised by the friendly, helpful staff at Starbucks, Charnock Richard services on the M6 northbound.
Just the little things that make a difference - like warming the honey (for my porridge) in warm water for me :)
z
Na gunga dipper deng.
China blocks access to TZ-UK!
Do they block VPN traffic?China blocks access to TZ-UK
I've been regularly checking Sales Corner for off topic items.
Phones, tablets, other tech, jackets etc...
Watches don't feature.
shame , i was just going to list some bnib bose in ear headphones ( ginger LE ) . dont think ill bother now.
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
that reminds me, have you finished with the gimp suit you had on approval from me yet?
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
China blocks access to TZ-UKI've no idea - just thought this was a random site to block (unless we've had some vehement anti regime threads?), when other sites aren't eg, the other watch site.
I was only there a day, so wasn't bothered about trying to get around any blocks - just thought it a little off the wall.
Maybe they didn't charge you for the "r"...Goldsmiths undercharged me for my Planet Ocean rubber stap.
When I realised I didn't go back to tell them
im bored of being ill.
I wish parents would make their children behave properly in restaurants - if they have to bring them along.
B
Jonny Evans is yet to commit a foul in this entire Premier League season...
The referee is yet to penalise Johnny Evans for a foul. Ask Torres.
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Jim.
I had a phone call from Eddie today
i didnt know that the easter island heads had bodies.
i am so behind with the news an ting.
I had to look that up.
Heads AND man boobs.
Awesome :-)
I really wish I wasn't so bad at "finding a safe place"
I think I am becoming a girl.
I thought I could handle my chillies, but last night eating a whole red one in a Thai curry has me jump out of my seat shouting "Jes** Chri**!".
It was the hottest thing I ever ate. And it hurt this morning also.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
Had a new bank card delivered today.
Why the feck is the little white panel on the back of the card so bleedin' small????
I'm looking out of my office window at the sun setting in the stubble fields behind my house, but I feel really guilty about the fact that some parts of the country are being flooded and generally having a really awful time.
I can't do anything about it, but still feel bad watching the lovely golden afternoon sun here.
i have just had a 35 year old man in my office squealing like an irate stuck pig because i asked him to tidy his room.
older than me.
proper kevin teenage temper tantrum.
MAN UP.
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