Looked more like a pre filming Flog It to me, lots of frightened, deluded old people dans carrier bags in a church hall, being whipped up by 'experts' stroke chancers who really know bugger all......
So anyway, is this a Brexit thread or a dance music festival thread? Cos there's only room for one in the G&D.
I'm going to go for it being a music festival thread, my thinking is that the OP is out his nut on some kind of psychoactive substance.
You can usually uncover what's going on with a bit of looking and thinking but this one? The text is somewhat ok. The title bizarre and doesn't fit the text at all. Love the new word by the way.