Things you'll never understand

[the.admiral]

Cyclists who refuse to use the newly expensively constructed cycle paths that the council would have you believe were newly and expensively constructed to improve cyclists experience.

Bus Lanes. As above, but remove Cyclist, add Buses.

Councils. See above.

How Death in Paradise seems to still engage my Wife, even after all the DVD’s have been watched, repeatedly. Even I know who did it..

and, as this is a watch forum..

Why I have to explain to my work colleagues that it is simply not possible to walk into a Rolex AD and buy a New watch they have seen on the Rolex website...

[monogroover]

Cyclists who refuse to use the newly expensively constructed cycle paths that the council would have you believe were newly and expensively constructed to improve cyclists experience.

I never use them. They tend to be strewn with bits of broken glass, sharp stones and working-class people walking their dogs.